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Bra Types by Hollar4u(m): 10:33am On Jun 26, 2007
Bra Types

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
Re: Bra Types by desgiezd(m): 10:43am On Jun 26, 2007
How then do we classify "coste onike" that is one made of plastic and "coste onirin", one made of iron?
Re: Bra Types by deyour(f): 1:43pm On Jun 26, 2007
grin grin grin grin
desgiezd:

How then do we classify "coste onike" that is one made of plastic and "coste onirin", one made of iron?

That my dear, should be Salvation Army
Re: Bra Types by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jun 26, 2007
well which ever type it may be, they are all capable of falling a man who looks too much
Re: Bra Types by uzygirl(f): 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2007
this is too much grin
Re: Bra Types by omogenaija(f): 6:51am On Jun 27, 2007
grin lmao
Re: Bra Types by viee(f): 8:50am On Jun 27, 2007
lol, nice one @ poster
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Bra Types by desorlah(f): 9:52am On Jun 27, 2007
viee:

lol, nice one @ poster
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Yeah, Nice one
Re: Bra Types by Nobody: 10:51am On Jun 27, 2007
Ladies it is high time you tell us the type you are using lipsrsealed

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