Only a slowpoke would try to wash her daughter in a washing machine; or shake hands with the business end of a chainsaw; or light a match to check the contents of a gas tank. And yet manufacturers continue to go to laughable lengths to protect their customers, bombarding them with ridiculous warning labels or stunningly obvious explanations of how their products work. imagine this, Upon purchase & opening of this box of toilet tissues, customer should not subsequently swallow each role one after another. wait for this, opening a peanut jar, please open jar eat nuts through the mouth,