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Phiri And The Donkey by Henryjasten05(m): 6:40am On Oct 31, 2020
Phiri bought a donkey from a
preacher, The preacher told phiri that 'this donkey had been
trained in a unique way (being
the donkey of a preacher)
.
The only way to make the donkey
go is to say "HALLELUJA" & the
only way to make it stop is to say
"AMEN"
.
Phiri was pleased with his
purchase & immediately got on
the animal to try out the
preacher's instructions
"HALLELUJA" He shouted &
immediately the donkey began to
trot, "AMEN" Shouted the man &
the donkey stopped!
.
This is great he said, with
"HALLELUJAH" He rode off proud
of his purchase.
.
Phiri travelled for a longtime
through the mountains soon he
was heading toward a cliff, he
couldn't remember the word to
make the donkey stop
.
STOP!! He shouted, HALT!! he
cried, the donkey kept going, oh
no..bible.......church
..... please stop shouted the man
.
.
He was getting closer to the edge
of the cliff, finally in desperation,
Phiri said a prayer "please
dear God, make this donkey stop
before i go off this mountain in
jesus name "AMEN"
.
The donkey came to an abrupt
stop just one step from the Edge
of the cliff.
.
.
The he shouted HALLELUJAHHHHHHHH!!!! ���

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