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Phiri And The Donkey by Henryjasten05(m): 6:40am On Oct 31, 2020 |
Phiri bought a donkey from a preacher, The preacher told phiri that 'this donkey had been trained in a unique way (being the donkey of a preacher) . The only way to make the donkey go is to say "HALLELUJA" & the only way to make it stop is to say "AMEN" . Phiri was pleased with his purchase & immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions "HALLELUJA" He shouted & immediately the donkey began to trot, "AMEN" Shouted the man & the donkey stopped! . This is great he said, with "HALLELUJAH" He rode off proud of his purchase. . Phiri travelled for a longtime through the mountains soon he was heading toward a cliff, he couldn't remember the word to make the donkey stop . STOP!! He shouted, HALT!! he cried, the donkey kept going, oh no..bible.......church ..... please stop shouted the man . . He was getting closer to the edge of the cliff, finally in desperation, Phiri said a prayer "please dear God, make this donkey stop before i go off this mountain in jesus name "AMEN" . The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the Edge of the cliff. . . The he shouted HALLELUJAHHHHHHHH!!!! ��� join Facebook group https:///1737797196323733/ |
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