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How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Nobody: 10:41am On Oct 31, 2020
Dangote trailer from Kano to Lagos is #2,000

From Lagos to Seme Border is #500

From Seme Border to Cotonou Town is #500

But if you want to go to Europe,

Kano to Jigawa is #500

Jigawa to Maradi by Donkey is #500

Maradi to Sahara by Camel is #500

From Sahara to Mediterranean Sea is just #1,000

Mediterranean Sea to Spain by Canoe is #200, via flying boat is #1,000

so the choice is yours....

If you want to go to America

Drop for Lagos, ask for officer Maguneus, it's #3,000 via Boat, but it's 6 months journey o

Make e no come be like say I get sure link, I no give una


Your destiny is in your hand, Don't wash it off with Sanitiser

Peace


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Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by austinsmat(m): 10:44am On Oct 31, 2020
Haha, thanks for putting smiles in my face this early morning.
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by slawormiir: 10:44am On Oct 31, 2020
Damnnn niggarrrr
Bros op nor well
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by youngblaq: 10:46am On Oct 31, 2020
Crack or Arizona....which one op?
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by clockwisereport: 10:47am On Oct 31, 2020
hahahahaha
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Robnectar(m): 10:49am On Oct 31, 2020
ise ti Burst gan op grin
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Luckydubby7(m): 10:49am On Oct 31, 2020
Lol
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by yomi007k(m): 10:50am On Oct 31, 2020
grin

Op , are you in Nigeria?
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Seniorwriter(m): 10:51am On Oct 31, 2020
If this topic makes FP then I'll believe something about NL.....

Travelling offshore from Nigeria is also a way of Education...however make sure it's legit so that your stay in wherever you get to will be somewhat legit and will save you soooooo many restrictions and offences!!!


Proactivity Leads To Productivity!

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Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Nobody: 10:51am On Oct 31, 2020
youngblaq:
Crack or Arizona....which one op?
nah Colorado oo
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Koulture(m): 10:59am On Oct 31, 2020
Human trafficker spotted grin
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by longetivity(m): 11:05am On Oct 31, 2020
werey plenty for nairaland o
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Inventionalgeek: 11:10am On Oct 31, 2020
those going from ogun state..please let's meet at lagos garage...with your 3k
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Lanretoye(m): 11:31am On Oct 31, 2020
which kind weed come be this one now?
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Fash20: 11:40am On Oct 31, 2020
Lame
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by Chapter1vs6(m): 11:44am On Oct 31, 2020
if only I even have Upto 1k in my account
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by oluwemimo35349: 1:05pm On Oct 31, 2020
Haha, thanks for putting smiles in my face this early morning.
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by gambia(m): 1:15pm On Oct 31, 2020
Op , you well so undecided
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by LegendAnselm: 1:19pm On Oct 31, 2020
austinsmat:
Haha, thanks for putting smiles in my face this early morning.
so u just put a smiles on ur face...weldon sir
Re: How To Leave Nigeria With #3,000 by inoki247: 1:22pm On Oct 31, 2020
na 50.50 chance for u.... Well u can mak it to heaven or hell sha wen u no see d journey finish

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