Once, there was a
man who was so
upset by his past
deeds that he
decided to visit a
church and confess
all of his sins. When
he arrived at the
church, he walked to the
confession area and spoke to
the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what
have you done, the Lord will
forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady
relationship with my girlfriend,
it's been 3 years and nothing
serious ever happened
between us. Yesterday, I visited
her house, nobody was at
home except for her sister. We
were alone and I slept with
her."
"That's bad my boy,
fortunately you realize your
mistake."
"Father, last week I went to my
grilfriend's office to look for
her, but nobody was around
except for one of her
colleagues, so I slept with her
too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to
her uncle's house to look for
her, nobody was around
except for her auntie, and I
slept with her too."
"Father? , Father?"
Suddenly this guy realized that
there was no response from
the Father, he walked over and
discovered that the Pastor was
not there. So he began
searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and
finally he found him hiding
under the table behind the
piano.
"Father, why are you hiding
here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I
remembered there is nobody
around here except me."

Two young guys were picked up
by the cops for smoking dope
and appeared in court on Friday
before the judge. The judge said,
"You seem like nice young men,
and I'd like to give you a second
chance rather than jail time. I
want you to go out this weekend
and try to show others the evils
of drug use and get them to give
up drugs forever. I'll see you
back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in
court, and the judge said to the
1st one, "How did you do over
the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded
17 people to give up drugs
forever." "17 people? That's
wonderful. What did you tell
them?" "I used a diagram, your
honor. I drew two circles like
this,
, O, o
, and told them this (the big
circle) is your brain before drugs
and this (small circle) is your
brain after drugs." "That's
admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?", he
asked the second boy, "Well,
your honor, I persuaded 156
people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing!
How did you manage to do
that?!", "Well, I used a similar
approach. (draws two circles)
, o, O
I said (pointing to the small
circle) "this is your a++hole
before prison, , "

Yo mama so bald that she took a
shower and got brain-washed.

Very nice wans. Weldan!