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Boss Wants Too Much by Fedrisia(f): 7:03am On Mar 15, 2011
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."

And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by vincent10(m): 9:03am On Mar 15, 2011
Wetin u de talk self?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by vincent10(m): 9:03am On Mar 15, 2011
Wetin u de talk self?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by bobbyray(m): 9:08am On Mar 15, 2011
she is trying to talk but i cant hear her, say the joke again grin
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Nobody: 9:33am On Mar 15, 2011
Abi you be deaf, you want make she shout? angry angry
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Mar 15, 2011
this post stupid gan!! e no make sense to me at all all

@poster
its high time u stop posting crap, wetin dey worry u sef?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by bobbyray(m): 9:43am On Mar 15, 2011
aaahhh pretiebony, here u come again  kiss , can u make any fun out of those statement. it sounds like complaint.
dats y i cant hear her

u see clemcykul don dey vex
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by clemcykul(f): 12:29pm On Mar 15, 2011
naaa bobbyray . .i no dey vex am just angry smiley grin
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2011
?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by oderemo(m): 1:54pm On Mar 15, 2011
blank, dri and dry. pls where is the joke?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Arcani: 2:26pm On Mar 15, 2011
lol@ comments
good to see clem o
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 2:33pm On Mar 15, 2011
ode remo:

blank, dri and dry. pls where is the joke?
inside ur ear
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by oderemo(m): 2:50pm On Mar 15, 2011
^^^^dont know y some ppl are so dumb, if the joke was inside my ear,
yor ear must be @yor backside then.olodo like you.
abeg move over.
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Arcani: 2:56pm On Mar 15, 2011
ode remo:

^^^^dont know y some ppl are so dumb, if the joke was inside my ear,
yor ear must be @yor backside then.olodo like you.
abeg move over.

hehehe,  DANI1LUV d boss!!
Those in favour of locking the thread say aye. . . . . .  and ayes have it!! hehehe
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by yinkalink(f): 5:08pm On Mar 15, 2011
u too wicked
c as all of una kill d small boy/gal morale
hun u can n will do berra
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Arcani: 5:16pm On Mar 15, 2011
whu might dat be?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 5:24pm On Mar 15, 2011
ode remo:

^^^^dont know y some ppl are so dumb, if the joke was inside my ear,
yor ear must be @yor backside then.olodo like you.
abeg move over.

Lol. nice shot!! grin grin grin that wasnt ur best though. cheesy

Poster;
Joke not funny
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 5:35pm On Mar 15, 2011
Arcani:

hehehe,  DANI1LUV d boss!!
Those in favour of locking the thread say aye. . . . . .  and ayes have it!! hehehe

Arcani, . nor make me burst ur head
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Arcani: 5:38pm On Mar 15, 2011
dani1luv:


Arcani, . nor make me burst your head
GO AHEAD I LOVE HEAD BURSTING!! grin
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 5:41pm On Mar 15, 2011
^^Blood of Moses, .my head bursting get grade o grin
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by oderemo(m): 5:47pm On Mar 15, 2011
@daniluv, r u into body building?
read somewhere that u r the worlds strongest man.
nice profile tho.
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by Arcani: 6:07pm On Mar 15, 2011
ode remo:

@daniluv, r u into body building?
read somewhere that u r the worlds strongest man.
nice profile tho.

Hehehe, d guys e hv mello
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by yinkalink(f): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2011
If u see d wan wey pass ur own u go mello oh. No b smal tin nah
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by oderemo(m): 6:18pm On Mar 15, 2011
the reason i dey ask, make i no meet am 4 dark alley. grin grin grin
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by yinkalink(f): 6:24pm On Mar 15, 2011
Insurance no cover dark alley meetn.
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by oderemo(m): 6:34pm On Mar 15, 2011
will call abijawara ekun or lalude grin grin
shant incantation, sure to work.
oma do mi ni{he will surely turn to jelly}. c yoruba word and its various meaning?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by yinkalink(f): 6:47pm On Mar 15, 2011
U dey in tune wit ur cultural heritage gan.
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by dani1luv: 8:39pm On Mar 15, 2011
ode remo:

@daniluv, r u into body building?
read somewhere that u r the worlds strongest man.
nice profile tho.

ohhh, . tot u were beefing moi
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by yinkalink(f): 8:59pm On Mar 15, 2011
D guy dey fear nah. Who wan die?
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Mar 17, 2011
dani1luv:

?
i understand u dont even know the meaning of this symbol . , .

yeye dey smell shocked
Re: Boss Wants Too Much by olunifemi(f): 6:10pm On Sep 02, 2011
Silly

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