*After wedding
Camera man:Am sorry I forgot to press record
Me:Let's start the wedding afresh there's still time. Go and give the people their money to spray back
*Chai e don happen ooo. Police follow nepa go cut light for another police station
*A son wrote to his dad:Condition critical at school, send money or sucide
Dad's reply:Situation terrible at home. Sucide approved
*You may be ugly but believe me. If you had a good heart, you'll still be ugly my dear
*After eating meat, do you still use toothpick or u just do mxi mtxcci mxcci
*Is it true slim girls use belts to hold their pants
*Nothing gives me joy than seeing my sister among people sharing rice in an occasion
*Osinbajo:Sir, Nigerians are still complaining about lack of power. What should I tell them?
Buhari:Tell them all power belongs to jesus. Am just a man I can't kee myself
Teacher:What is your name?
Me:What is not my name
Teacher:What!
Me:Sir please stop calling me what

*Some people will post motivational quotes on social media & I know them in real life. They don't have sense
*The way some people lie this days ehn...Something is telling me its not Eve that give Adam the apple
*I must not die ooo. Because if I die, more than 46 girls in my area will be single

*There are idiots who always reply 'No' to every question. So tell me. Are you one of them?
*'What men can do, women can do it better'..I'll never believe this untill I see women urinating in bottle
*(2x)X4...Find x
Me:xxxxxxxxxxxxxx comot 1 x from dia joor. I can't kee maself
*There are idiots who always reply 'No' to every question. So tell me. Are you one of them?
*'What men can do, women can do it better'..I'll never believe this untill I see women urinating in bottle

*Ibadan people have start again ooo. Which one is Kolora farus
*Nawa ooo these days. Things are changing. Can you imagine nose and mouth are now private parts?
*I open biscuit and you threw your chewing gum away...What is the colour of your stupidity?..Beta pick it up