]The Greek priest is driving down to New York to see a show, and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “sir have you been drinking”.
The minster replies, “Just water”.
The trooper asks, “Then, why do I smell wine?”
The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, “Good lord, he’s done it again”.

wow, that was a good one.

Am i to laf or cry. Anyway nyc one.

Nice one! keep it up

hehhee turning water into wine . , nice one

nice wan

thanks y'all here's more

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeepers,”have you ever committed a sin you truly regrets?” “Yes.”The professor answered. When I was a young candidate at hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against a team from the community hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it, and the goal won us the match, I regret that now, “well, said the gate keeper, that’s a very minor sin”. You may enter. “Thank you very much Saint peter. “the professor answered. “You are welcome, but I am not saint peter,” said the gatekeeper. “He’s having his lunch break. I’m Saint Lucas.

nice dynasty, . u try

Length and breadth of this thread is long empty story!!!no offence

Bryt honey, WILL U SHUT UP! Thank u,dats why i luf u.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"

@yinka.good day, how was your day?, @clemcy tanxs

N gud dae to u too. Kip 'em cumin.

Fire Chief indeed, I can't stop laughing.