Thought I would share this with you guys - something I did a few years ago. It was for a competition - can't remember for sure,
However there is something fundamentally wrong with this (Ill put it in a reply - see if you can figure it out )

A long time ago, when the majority of the worlds human inhabitants believed that the world was flat, there was birthed another incorrect theorum. The truth only know to a few.

This animal, Giraffeo Longus Bipedalialy, or the two legged giraffe, was believed to be an intirely different and unique species. Beharry stated in 1798 that "this creature is infact more closely related to humans than its giraffe counterparts due to the shared form of terrestial locomotion, walking upright on two legs".

In 1944 towards the end of the second world war and before the Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler took his life it was rumoured that for his last meal he dined on giraffe forelegs.
British Scientists had been studying the remains ever since and in 2004 came to the conclusion that "Girafeo Longus Bipedalialy" was indeed not a close relative of humans but mearly a giraffe which had had its front legs harvested for casserole.

In 2005 the European Union banned the consumption of giraffe forelegs and removed the two legged giraffe from the species list.

3 two legged giraffes currently inhabit 2 zoo's on the island of Great Britain.

The Giraffes shadow is going in the wrong direction.

All of the above is fictional as well, lol