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Atrip To D Doctors Office by snthesis(m): 2:58pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." HaHa - What were you thinking? |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by Ranoscky(m): 6:57pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
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Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by oyat31: 10:01pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
Lovely forum. |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by chima2011: 10:59pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
Na wa |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by Nobody: 2:23pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
snthesis:looooooooooool |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by Arcani: 2:28pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Lol, buh stale dou |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by eghost247(m): 6:03am On Mar 23, 2011 |
Long but Funny |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by babyme1(f): 10:19am On Mar 23, 2011 |
Cool one. Me likey |
Re: Atrip To D Doctors Office by BasseyJ(m): 10:22am On Mar 23, 2011 |
nice joke, i was inntially thinking of something else |
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