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Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2011
If there's anybody here that does not want this couple(Bashy n Yinka) to be joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now! waz seatin at the extreme of the church,so i stood up & walked towards the alter. As the bride(yinka) saw me comin closer, she fainted. The bridegroom & the congregation were in confusion. When i got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why dont you want these people to be joined together? SHAKARA4U: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker at the back is faulty!!
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 6:38pm On Mar 21, 2011
in thier house;
Stud: Efe why does toothpick finish so fast in this house?
Efe: Oga i no know o
Stud: what do u mean by i dont know
Efe: Oga true true me i no know why the toothprick e dey finish o, because every time wey i dey use am, i dey put am back.
Re: Bashys Wedding by EfemenaXY: 6:43pm On Mar 21, 2011
angry angry angry

shakara4u:

in their house;
Stud: Shakara4u why does toothpick finish so fast in this house?
Shakara4u: Oga i no know o
Stud: what do u mean by i don't know
Shakara4u: Oga true true me i no know why the toothprick e dey finish o, because every time wey i dey use am, i dey put am back.

I don help you modify your post

word of advise - nor forget to use vaseline for your nocturnal activities - we nor wan see any damage lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2011
just as i predicted

u for stune me,if u see throw way face

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 6:50pm On Mar 21, 2011
How come you're so intimate with shakaraboy, nocturnal activities? Abi na you dey measure his ass width?
Re: Bashys Wedding by EfemenaXY: 6:53pm On Mar 21, 2011
shakara4u:

just as i predicted

u for stune me,if u see throw way face

grin grin grin grin grin grin

**raised eyebrows**

huh??

wetin you predict? the weather?? undecided

adjain:

How come you're so intimate with shakaraboy, nocturnal activities? Abi na you dey measure his backside width?

Aproko - and how our matter take concern you?? hmm?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 7:01pm On Mar 21, 2011
Aproko - and how our matter take concern you?? hmm??

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

naughty pikin abi na woman sef

wetin you predict? the weather??

**Str8 face***

EFE
Re: Bashys Wedding by EfemenaXY: 7:05pm On Mar 21, 2011
shakara4u:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

naughty pikin abi na woman sef

**Str8 face***

EFE

na woman

yes?? I see say ma name dey sweet u for mouth - nor be small thing o! wink
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 7:10pm On Mar 21, 2011
na u biko,


make i commot jor
Re: Bashys Wedding by EfemenaXY: 7:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
later then cheesy cheesy
Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 7:22pm On Mar 21, 2011
I go be woman,
Re: Bashys Wedding by EfemenaXY: 7:35pm On Mar 21, 2011
^^ Lol

no comment grin
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 8:58pm On Mar 21, 2011
C groove!
Re: Bashys Wedding by adjain(m): 9:19pm On Mar 21, 2011
Yinka hun, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 8:14am On Mar 22, 2011
Yinka hun, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?

can u plzz expantiate on d bolded

C groove!

cant groove witout u
Re: Bashys Wedding by bright007(f): 8:38am On Mar 22, 2011
gbam!!!
Re: Bashys Wedding by kodylicky(f): 8:59am On Mar 22, 2011
what?
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 11:26am On Mar 22, 2011
help me ask am oooh


seems his sleep typin
Re: Bashys Wedding by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Mar 22, 2011
Where d Joke
Re: Bashys Wedding by jackpot(f): 12:43pm On Mar 22, 2011
**farts**
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 12:46pm On Mar 22, 2011
adjain:

Yinka hun, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
e ma gba mi ke. C dis alakoba wey wan send me 4rm my husband's house! 0na u wan replace Dyt as mess master abi?
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 12:49pm On Mar 22, 2011
Where d Joke

e dey head quaters

sup luv?
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 12:56pm On Mar 22, 2011
i dey. Missin u badlee gan
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 1:00pm On Mar 22, 2011
same here pweeety


how waz ur nyt?

u dont want to pack to our matrimnial home ba?
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 1:13pm On Mar 22, 2011
hmnn, where's our matrimonial home?
Re: Bashys Wedding by Arcani: 1:15pm On Mar 22, 2011
@ Shakara[b]4yaself[/b], stop misusing opportunities!
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 1:19pm On Mar 22, 2011
hmnn, where's our matrimonial home?

here question wey wifey d ask hubby for public forum?

*smh*

@ Shakara4yaself, stop misusing opportunities!

wat are u sayin?
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 1:28pm On Mar 22, 2011
lol. Answer me nah.
Re: Bashys Wedding by jackpot(f): 1:30pm On Mar 22, 2011
shakara4u:

If there's anybody here that does not want this couple(Bashy n Yinka) to be joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now! waz seatin at the extreme of the church,so i stood up & walked towards the alter. As the bride(yinka) saw me comin closer, she fainted. The bridegroom & the congregation were in confusion. When i got to the front, the pastor asked, "Why dont you want these people to be joined together? SHAKARA4U: "I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker at the back is faulty!!
shakara4u:

same here pweeety


how waz your nyt?

u dont want to pack to our matrimnial home ba?
bashy_demy=shakara4u?
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 1:33pm On Mar 22, 2011
u dnt know book at all.
Re: Bashys Wedding by shakara4u(m): 1:36pm On Mar 22, 2011
bashy_demy=shakara4u?

answer

bashy_demy=shakara4u?

u d best luv,

lol. Answer me nah.

u want me to answer u publicly so that these boys will start disturbing our privacy ba?
Re: Bashys Wedding by yinkalink(f): 1:41pm On Mar 22, 2011
wat shld i do nah? No b u first ask me q?

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