Two
mathematicians
were having dinner
in a restaurant,
arguing about the
average
mathematical
knowledge of the
American public.
One
mathematician
claimed that this
average was
woefully
inadequate, the
other maintained
that it was
surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what,"
said the cynic, "ask
that waitress a
simple math
question. If she
gets it right, I'll
pick up dinner. If
not, you do." He
then excused
himself to visit the
men's room, and
the other called
the waitress over.
"When my friend
comes back," he
told her, "I'm going
to ask you a
question, and I
want you to
respond `one third
x cubed.' There's
twenty bucks in it
for you." She
agreed.
The cynic returned
from the bathroom
and called the
waitress over.
"The food was
wonderful, thank
you," the
mathematician
started.
"Incidentally, do
you know what
the integral of x
squared is?"
The waitress
looked pensive;
almost pained. She
looked around the
room, at her feet,
made gurgling
noises, and finally
said, "Um, one third
x cubed?"
So the cynic paid
the check. The
waitress wheeled
around, walked a
few paces away,
looked back at the
two men, and
muttered under
her breath, ", plus
a constant."

nice one . .though technical

Only a math freak will understand this.

@ op
The guy needn't pay her , she actually knew it.
@ afam
You don't have to be a math freak , anyone who took addional maths ought to know it.

@OP, oya, explain am, cos e no funny as i dey reason d joke

Where d hell is d joke?

Where d hell is d joke?

^^na heaven d joke dey

@ poster, for your mind u don write jokes

very funny (hiss)

mstchew

Which part of ur humour buds told you this was funny?

^{*pops in and goes through topic with a fine tooth comb*}

I still can't find the joke, its probably written in fine print, wait lemme get my magnifying glass,

^{*runs out of thread*}

**farts**

If u dnt lyk it, does dat mean oda p'ple shouldnt too?

I've been waiting patiently to see if Nigeria cant present great Maths & Intuitive gurus at a time like this. . . Just Left thinkers that keep maroling N.l claiming to know it all
@ Poster ahead of moi, bravo man, u just wiped Naija of a shame

I've been waiting patiently to see if Nigeria cant present great Maths & Intuitive gurus at a time like this. . . Just Left thinkers that keep maroling N.l claiming to know it all
@ Poster ahead of moi, bravo man, u just wiped Naija of a shame

ok there is no way u ll understand this if u aint good in maths (further maths maybe)

so if u dont know wat the joke is all abt u can just ask 4 an explanation or move on

afterall to understand maths no be by force!!!

El Guapo abeg no vex o. I mistakenly commented on this thread. _{Still don't understand how that happened}