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Sharp Guy by snthesis(m): 12:11pm On Apr 29, 2011
The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman.
"Can I help you" the madam asked?
"I want Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else, "
"No," said the man,"I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, afterwhich the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money and the two went up to the room.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man:

"No one has services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Enugu."
"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you this $3,000.

MORAL --- Some things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and being Screwed by a Lawyer.
Re: Sharp Guy by vincent10(m): 1:02pm On Apr 29, 2011
Chei! Na wao!
Re: Sharp Guy by neily(f): 1:53pm On Apr 29, 2011
hahaha no hahahahaha
Re: Sharp Guy by Olufav(m): 2:24pm On Apr 29, 2011
O boy i can't shout
Re: Sharp Guy by yinkalink(f): 6:34pm On Apr 29, 2011
real badt guy wink wink grin grin
Re: Sharp Guy by HamidO1(m): 8:26pm On Apr 30, 2011
Sharp old man,  @op you too much gringrin
Re: Sharp Guy by ARareGem(f): 9:27pm On Apr 30, 2011
Funny

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