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In Love With My Pastor by hornyimam: 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2011
Just changed religion because i hear pastiors are hot and I am already in love with my pastor and desperately want o sleep with her and I see her look at me during paryers. how do i bring her to her knees in my bedroom or even marry her sef.
Re: In Love With My Pastor by 702: 5:02pm On Mar 23, 2011
walks in. . . .speakin in tongues. . . .walks out shocked
Re: In Love With My Pastor by hornyimam: 5:30pm On Mar 23, 2011
tell me how to nab her.
Re: In Love With My Pastor by obowunmi(m): 6:15pm On Mar 23, 2011
hornyimam:

Just changed religion because i hear pastiors are hot and I am already in love with my pastor and desperately want o sleep with her and I see her look at me during paryers. how do i bring her to her knees in my bedroom or even marry her sef.


Go to Christ Embassy --- lots of free toto kiss kiss kiss
Re: In Love With My Pastor by hornyimam: 6:33pm On Mar 23, 2011
For real?
Re: In Love With My Pastor by gbagudara: 8:41pm On Mar 24, 2011
Why do you think she will give a hoot about you, talk less of marriage?  Why do you think you are the one she has been waiting for all these years. What if she mistook you for a chimpanzee? You sound like you consider yourself a God's gift to women.  Is that your only intention of going to church or wherever it is you intend to go for "worship?"  Remember, God is not mocked.  Whatever a man sows he shall reap.  Have respect for sacred things.  Essau didn't.  He paid dearly for it.  What respect would you give a pastor (or "Pastress"wink that sleeps around with "members?"

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