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This Is Nigeria For You by Davy04(m): 12:14am On Dec 08, 2020
*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child
*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many
*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.
*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away
*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.
*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school
*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.
*FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.
```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!.```
_*Thanks for being a Nigerian

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Re: This Is Nigeria For You by Davy04(m): 12:14am On Dec 08, 2020
Am I right grin grin grin
Re: This Is Nigeria For You by Aconomist: 12:29am On Dec 08, 2020
Nigerians have the government they deserve. Monkey people.
Re: This Is Nigeria For You by yarimo(m): 2:03am On Dec 08, 2020
Davy04:
Am I right grin grin grin
100%
Re: This Is Nigeria For You by tsdarkside(m): 4:48am On Dec 08, 2020
Davy04:
*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child
*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many
*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.
*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away
*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.
*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school
*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.
*FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.
```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!.```
_*Thanks for being a Nigerian

chai....

that is why everything is much more expensive in nigeria....

everybody want their share....even babys in diapers....

nawa.... undecided undecided
Re: This Is Nigeria For You by helinues: 5:42am On Dec 08, 2020
grin

The damn reality about Nigeria story
Re: This Is Nigeria For You by Nobody: 7:03am On Dec 08, 2020
Davy04:
*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child
*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many
*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.
*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away
*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.
*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school
*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.
*FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.
```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!.```
_*Thanks for being a Nigerian


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