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Wedding Joke by johnhood(m): 9:47pm On Dec 12, 2020 |
European Wedding:
Invited Guest: 60
Present in Church: 50,
Present in Reception: 45,
Gifts: 37,
Missing Items:0; American Wedding: Invited Guest: 67 Present in Church: 60, Present in Reception: 55, Gift: 57, Missing Items: 0, Nigerian Wedding: Invited Guest: 400, Present in Church: 27, Present in Reception: 1238, Gift: N50,000, 55 Envelops, Total Amount in Envelops: N2,000, Missing Items: 5 plates, 24 Mineral bottles, 12 phones. Spoons missing. Missing Cooler of rice. Boyfriend missing with another girl. Girlfriend missing with another boy. 5 broken chairs. 2 broken table. In-law slaps a bridesmaid. Two people fighting. And you blaming the government? The change starts with you. |
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