If u know that you're a programmer and you have a gf. You're not a programmer.

you can have a girlfriend, but you have to set time to communicate, maybe for like 1 hour before bedtime.

Just don't ever date a girl with no job or purpose in life that will be bugging you all day.

This is false.
Being a programmer doesn't/shouldn't stop you from having a girl.
There many programmers in stable relationships, many are even married.

**30 minutes into a relationship**
Me: Let's break up, I don't think I can do this anymore.

Quite stereotypical.

No facts. Just generalization from 1 person's opinion on Quora.

A programmer will not believe this.

Might apply to hackers but more people are breaking out of this stereotype as well.

We have a job, business, girl-friends and even take wives.

Its a personal choice to choose to be lonely and weird.

Hmmm.
Nothing wey Churchill no go see after 40 seconds

Pochettino:
Hmmm. Nothing wey Churchill no go see after 40 seconds

I heard you are now in PSG?

Not applicable to programmers alone

(1) Great thinkers are super introverted. They need time alone to think.He dislikes noise. Thinking involves great concentration on an issue His focus is on the subject on his head and not any lady. After spending time outside, he comes back home to reenergize in silence. Women on the other hand prefer to talk about her days activity. He would rather spend his time alone than listen to the endless tale of a woman. Rationalisation is the defense mechanism that helps him  cope with life stress. She will never be number one in his priorities.
https://tobechispeaks./2020/12/17/five-reasons-why-great-thinkers-struggle-in-their-marital-lives/

Because they choose to marry code than a babe

The are single because they choose to be.

U can do this!!!

They are single because they use Singleton design pattern.

Only a software engineer can understand that.

** How about those who don't use the Singleton design pattern?

My last girl dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

cixak95211:
** How about those who don't use the Singleton design pattern?

I've been hearing so much about how using a singleton is bad, I never knew this was the reason.

False, I have a girlfriend of 3years now and I work full time 40hrs per week, it also depends on your girlfriend, if she craves for too much attention then that's where the problem start.

parkervero:
They are single because they use Singleton design pattern.

Only a software engineer can understand that.

Wat of us DAT don't know how to use singleton pattern

cixak95211:
** How about those who don't use the Singleton design pattern?

Don't even use it, it is not thread-safe. I can call it anti-pattern