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Let's Make 2021 A Year We Have More Openly Satisfying Sex. by akunsk(m): 7:55am On Jan 01, 2021
I know the headline might shock some of my conservative readers but let's be honest, we all have sex or we all want to have sex. There is a reason that the porn industry is a multi-billion dollar industry. Sex sells.

Now that we have gotten that out of the way let me start by saying New Year’s resolutions suck. To be honest you are setting yourself for failure — it takes more than a resolution or a new calendar to have a complete lifestyle change-up. (Save for the small number of motivated individuals out there like ”Emmanuel”, who are probably overachievers anyway.) He is by the way.


For as long as I became an adult, my resolutions have been the same: eat okpa and coke and watch movies, watch every Match that Chelsea loses and work out. I’m the one you see in the gym on January 1, going hard on the treadmill, protein milkshake in hand.

Just don’t count on spotting me within 100 feet of any gaming center after the first two weeks. I’ll start the year strong with homemade smoothies and an expensive meal plan service, but by Valentine’s Day, I’m back to Mamaput (takeout).


These resolutions are well-intentioned, but the issue is that the practice isn’t really enjoyable — and the ultimate goal ( summer body) is so far in the future that you won’t get that positive feedback immediately.

In other words, it takes the strength of Thanos and Hulk combined to stick to whatever goal you gave yourself as a resolution. Given that, wouldn’t we be better off focusing on something that will improve our lives instantly, is fun and you can also make money off( Only Fans).
So let’s make New Year’s resolutions sexy in 2021.

The way we approached sex during this pandemic took me back to our earliest fumbling attempts to make magic happen. I remember my first time though for you guys to hear that story, you have to beat it out of me.

One of my biggest dilemmas then was if this was the right time or moment? Is this safe? Am I too exhausted? Does my partner want to? (It was a one-night stand)�.

Change is coming in 2021, but even before we start opening up the world again, we’ve got plenty of time to overhaul our shutdown sex lives or the mediocre sex we have been subjecting our partners to.

You must talk about sex!
This is better done on the day or night you know that coitus won't happen

https://www.talkutalku.com/blog/lets-make-2021-a-year-wed-all-have-more-satisfying-sex/
Re: Let's Make 2021 A Year We Have More Openly Satisfying Sex. by Juliusmomoh: 7:59am On Jan 01, 2021
I can't start this year with sex talk abeg..
Re: Let's Make 2021 A Year We Have More Openly Satisfying Sex. by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 01, 2021
Oloribu...rufai will catch up with you

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Re: Let's Make 2021 A Year We Have More Openly Satisfying Sex. by fayomim: 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2021
What a way to start a new year

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