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It Was An Offer I Couldn't Reject... by solocube: 10:18pm On Jan 08, 2021
She walked into my room naked and I couldn't help it...


Well,not completely, but half naked

She had just this wrapper on her

What the hell?

She came knocking at my door,

And so I thought that must be the friend I'm expecting

Lo and behold, it was this neighbour of mine that moved in 2weeks ago

Oh my God,

I've known her to be very beautiful, but who am I to ask her out? How much I get


But this fateful,she came knocking just with a wrapper...

Oh Jesus, I couldn't help it...

My testosterone was activated, every hormone was set in motion

As soon as I opened the door and saw her, it was difficult to concentrate,

I suddenly was short of what to say...

Oh luckily, I managed to say something...

Why are you here? Is there anything you want to help you with?

Oh yes!

There's something I need you to help me with...

Do you promise to do so...

Absolutely yes! Anything whatsoever

Little did I know I just trapped myself by my words...

And so she said;

Don't you think I should come in so we can have a nice time together?

Yeee!!!

Thoughts rolled through my mind in just a split seconds...

Oh, what an offer , that kind of devil's offer that Eve couldn't resist...

Did God really tell you not to eat anything from the garden? For in the day you do, you shall be like the Almighty...


Oh ma God

I imagined immediately, the fwesh bwess, the sweet red sea,

Why in the world, would I want to lose this opportunity....


I couldn't help it
...

Stop reading...

I did this to drive a point to you, that the most important thing that makes your sales copy irresistible is that ''Irresistible offer'' you insert into it...

It is what will set the imagination of your clients in motion where they begin to see how much they need to grab their copy of your product immediately...

It is what puts your customers on fire until they make purchase...

To bring in massive sales, Your first and Most important job is to create that ''irresistible offer''

Once this is done, then you happily welcome in the massive sales and cash...

In my upcoming class, you'll learn how to create this irresistible offers...

https://empireltd.com.ng/copy-writing-hacks

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Learnt something?

Solomon opeyemi
Direct response copywriter
+2348164870942

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