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Dear Kings by wintersnow(m): 10:27am On Jan 09, 2021
Dear Kings,

I Said This Before And Am Still Repeating It This 2021,

It's Not All About Sex,

Doggy ,Cowgirl, Missionary, Wheelbarrow Style, Scissors Style,Spoon Style, Standing Doggy, Reversed Cowgirl Style, Lying Doggy,

Blah blah blah

It's Not Always All About Fixing The Most Expensive Wig Nor Knowing About The Latest Fashion.

It's Always Not About Her Knowing How To Twerk And Clap That Ass,

Nor How To Spell Coconut Untop Dick,

Or Good At Swallowing Your Whole Length During Bj,

One Day Just Call Her,Sit Her Down And Ask Her The Capital Of Zamfara State,

Or Her Opinions About The Current State Of Things In The Country,

Or What She Thinks About Your Business Ideas,

Or Her Plans In Five Years Time.

Or Anything Reasonable,

And Then Sit Back And Listen To The Idiot Ya Dating.

Beauty And Physique Matters,Yes That's True

But Don't Walk Down The Aisle With Someone That Will Disgrace You At Your Children's PTA Meeting.

And You Kings,

Take Time To Improve On Your Own Self,

Build Yourself To The Type Of Man That Your Type Of Woman Wants!

Don't Be A slowpoke That Offers Nothing To A Lady's Life Aside Dick And Cunningulus!

Sex Is Important Eziokwu,

But You Will Come Back To Your Sense After Cummin

There's More To Marriage Than Ukwù Benz

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