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|Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 1:57pm On Jan 15|
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up
on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof
for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands
instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted
buildings or under d bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses
11.- if u never wrote your name on a
insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if u didn't close the fridge door really slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under
mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking
leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i
didn't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and
laugh it off. ***%
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|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by InfernoNig(m): 2:01pm On Jan 15|
I swear with my left testis, Never did 14 & 16
|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Freestainworld(m): 2:22pm On Jan 15|
That sandalili sandalili, never knew the real word till now, childhood was more than fun
|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 15|
Don't mind him. How can sandalilili sandalili be standard living? Sing it with standard living as see if it will enter.
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|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Degrezhaa: 9:53pm On Jan 17|
OcVoice:You are areal niggour... E no fit enter at all
|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 11:59pm On Jan 18|
Lol, anyway standard living is the correct spelling
|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 12:01am On Jan 19|
Freestainworld:You are not alone in this, many old cargoes doesn't know it too
|Re: Oya, Com Swear Say U Neva Do Any Of This by Stubborn82: 12:02am On Jan 19|
InfernoNig:Atleast you have some fun with the rest
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