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| The Arrogance Of Authority by feelgood(m): 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull, With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him your BADGE !" |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by spikelord(m): 1:14pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
Lol, methinks the badge would explain his position of power to the bull, don't you think? |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by biola44: 12:50am On Apr 07, 2011 |
nice  |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by DrSmile1: 3:37am On Apr 07, 2011 |
Lmao! |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by md4real(m): 12:28pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
 , lol |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by vincent10(m): 8:54pm On Apr 07, 2011 |
Mk i encourage u. U try small! |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by lysaa(f): 12:43am On Apr 08, 2011 |
Is this joke an excerpt from a book?  |
| Re: The Arrogance Of Authority by Nobody: 8:19am On Apr 08, 2011 |
Lol |
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