A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

funny

roflmao! gosh that's funny. and so true. they will be shocked! (no pun intended!)

[roflmao! gosh that's funny. and so true. they will be shocked! (no pun intended!)]

hey, that joke is not true, Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe that they are the pnly ones that will be saved. They believe that it's all left for the Almighty God whose name is jehovah to decide for himself who is worthy and who's not, for Him and only Him alone sees beyond the outside and peers deep into the heart.


Holler

true true it is in dia character,nice one

abelix:

true true it is in dia character,nice one

I can see your own character

Stop slandering people. How well do you know the Jehovah's Witnesses?

Funny joke

Nice one.

absolutely true, i am showing this to one of our cleaners, she's also witness, nice joke and fact