1. The more I think of you, the more I
2. Love you; I cannot see how any one could
3. Hate you. You have always been to me an
4. honest, faithful friend, and I hope my love is not an
5. Object of contempt. It is true that Once I said
6. I would never marry, but that was before
7. I loved you. That assertion you know was
8. uttered in a bragging manner, in fact not but
9. a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I
10. could even pluck up enough courage to
11. offer you my hand I know very well you
12 would be surprised and I doubt if you
13 would accept it. I do not think I would
14 listen to a refusal from your lips and
15 thus make my whole life miserable. To die
16 without ever expressing my love for you
17 would be preferable to that. If you write to me
18 I shall be happy, but if you do not
19 I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters
20 are a source of pleasure and a failure to get them
21 always make me feel like committing suicide.

NOW READ THIS POEM AGAIN...BUT ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES.........

The more I think of you, the more I Hate you.

You have always been to me an Object of contempt

It is true that Once I said I loved you.

That assertion you know was

a lie, and I do not know why I made it. If I

offer you my hand I know very well you
         
would accept it. I do not think I would

thus make my whole life miserable. To die

would be preferable to that. If you write to me

I shall be miserable and gloomy, your letters

always make me feel like committing suicide.
Nice letter!!!

theORAKU ...didn't get what you have in mind

he got it here http://www.infantologie.de/fun/texte/dearest.php

oh boy how fa now? i hope you havnt given anyone this letter. it will surly break my heart.

such passion!!!!!

dejiolowe:

he got it here http://www.infantologie.de/fun/texte/dearest.php

@deji why you to de expose people now?

You dont get
A lovely and well coined poem that becomes deadly and so heartbreaking the moment you concentrates on the odd lines only.
Definately, the odd lines will break and can kill anybody !
Nice coinage of words and i also like the dexterity in which the words were played with.
Gbam

If he got it from somewhere, he should credit it. That's what YTSENOH (read from right to left) is all about

is it credits we are discussing here or just the fun we derive from the joke?.

I aint claiming any credits for the stuff

Maybe we shud start a game , i source the material , u tell me where i got it from..
afterall No idea Original, there's nothing new under the sun.

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thatz a good one