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| The Elevator by Nobody: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2011 |
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother." |
| Re: The Elevator by snthesis(m): 12:02pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
nice |
| Re: The Elevator by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
Tanks for those 4 words  |
| Re: The Elevator by jackpot(f): 12:49pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
So d elevator turned d old lady to a 24-year old blonde? So d boy should now get his old mother to be converted? |
| Re: The Elevator by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
El Guapo:you mean 4 letters?  |
| Re: The Elevator by shakara4u(m): 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
hehehehehehehe you mean 4 letters |
| Re: The Elevator by Nobody: 3:38pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
@Jacky, tanks for ur four words! Its nice to correct a brainstorming Spaniard  @Shaq, u don dey laff now, u tink its easy to Speak English? esp when am not born to  |
| Re: The Elevator by kodylicky(f): 4:23pm On Apr 04, 2011 |
lol nice joke |
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