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The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2008
An Hausa boy and his father were visiting a UBA tower in Lagos.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed,
an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "I think its a machine that makes women younger ,Go get your mother."
Re: The Elevator by quentininc(m): 6:23pm On Apr 16, 2008
sammy wetin hausa ppl do u.make i go bring bisi come put 4 the elevator
Re: The Elevator by Nobody: 6:27pm On Apr 16, 2008
lol cheesy
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 8:29pm On Apr 16, 2008
loling with IBK grin grin
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 9:04am On Apr 17, 2008
Kai baba. zamu chi kutuma kai ka fa!
Re: The Elevator by olulu(m): 9:19am On Apr 17, 2008
sammy d aboki

gooood one

grin grin
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Apr 17, 2008
@sammie lol grin

anyusman za ka ci ubanshi? uwar fa kai! ya yahakuri grin
Re: The Elevator by delib: 10:41am On Apr 17, 2008
@post,
although i have never have time to read bt am sure its gonna be rocky
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 10:58am On Apr 17, 2008
Zamu yi mashi kachia grin
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Apr 17, 2008
kachia?ha ha ha! ba ka da dama, wai kachia zai yi masa kyau grin

aishe bashi da kachia dama shocked grin grin grin

inna aisha aisha ta ce ita kirista ce haka ne ko kariya ta ke?
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 12:11pm On Apr 17, 2008
speaking in tongue lipsrsealed
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 12:47pm On Apr 17, 2008
da wuka mai rago za mu yi mishi kachia din grin
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 1:53pm On Apr 17, 2008
kai, ga iz kanae
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Apr 17, 2008
tufe ur hausa no get part two
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 2:44pm On Apr 17, 2008
thankyou thankyou thankyou wink grin
Re: The Elevator by deola1(m): 2:48pm On Apr 17, 2008
good one cheesy
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2008
about what
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 6:46pm On Apr 17, 2008
about what you think grin grin grin
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 7:30pm On Apr 17, 2008
. . .which is
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 7:35pm On Apr 17, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2008
***slaps sam into reality***

common speakup
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2008
uhm uhm lipsrsealed
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 8:05pm On Apr 17, 2008
umh . . . . .WHAT !!!

common, dont be shy
Re: The Elevator by tytylayor: 5:28pm On Apr 18, 2008
loling cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Elevator by tessybaby(f): 6:38pm On Apr 18, 2008
lmao
tufe u are a case study
Re: The Elevator by quentininc(m): 6:48pm On Apr 18, 2008
sammy u turned this thread into a church where evry1 dey try out their hand on speaking in tongue.beta yet u 4 call the thread mountain of fire & miracles section:feel free to express urself
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 9:11pm On Apr 18, 2008
that will be taken under advicement
Re: The Elevator by ThugLife1(m): 10:25pm On Apr 18, 2008
Hhahahahahha
Re: The Elevator by naijastyle: 10:34pm On Apr 18, 2008
looks on
Re: The Elevator by tessybaby(f): 9:18am On Apr 19, 2008
hoping to steal again
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 10:35am On Apr 19, 2008
steal from who
Re: The Elevator by naijastyle: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2008
she wants to steal a kiss from me

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