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Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 9:50am On Apr 04, 2011
Exams question: Draw the female
reproduction organ.
As the exam was on-going,
a girl looked between her
legs.
A boy saw her and shouted
"Sir, she's copying from the
original."
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 10:15am On Apr 04, 2011
seriously nuts to post dis oldie oldie joke here

mschewww
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 10:34am On Apr 04, 2011
dont derail my thread with your silly comment.
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 10:50am On Apr 04, 2011
lololol. . . u seem to like dis word "gutter"

anyway no time to batter words with ya. i m better than dat
if u dont want comments then dont start a thread by the way the joke sure is old

deal with it

" i m too decent to fight with ya. try next door" smiley smiley smiley
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 11:06am On Apr 04, 2011
kody-licky:

lololol. . . u seem to like dis word "gutter"

anyway no time to batter words with ya. i m better than dat
if u dont want comments then dont start a thread by the way the joke sure is old

deal with it

" i m too decent to fight with ya. try next door" smiley smiley smiley

who dash u?
Re: Nuts by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Apr 04, 2011
Studio, i expect you to post "mtchew" now grin
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 11:21am On Apr 04, 2011
grin grin

mtchew
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 11:57am On Apr 04, 2011
lolololol

highly predictable cheesy
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 1:02pm On Apr 04, 2011
words cant bring me down grin
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2011
lololol. . . u seem to like dis word "gutter"

anyway no time to batter words with ya. i m better than dat
if u dont want comments then dont start a thread by the way the joke sure is old

deal with it

" i m too decent to fight with ya. try next door"

word gal, in case you want to spew garbage, plzz check d nxt door

seriously nuts to post dis oldie oldie joke here

mschewww

do u know Bashy posted this very joke,n he commented on it,

now comin to pirate it in a bleeped up way, mstweeee

kody sup?
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2011
fine jare
no mind dis studio

hw re u n d peeps of the chilling spa
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 2:16pm On Apr 04, 2011
lol, believ they good, not been there today

u want a pedicure?

then lets go there

make we no com d giv rep for this old stale thread

he will b glad to hv VIP's like us here
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 2:21pm On Apr 04, 2011
no derailling please,

if the joke aint funny, then take a long walk, please!!!!!



i go cause earthquake here o





shakaratu, you're an attention seeker,
but i no get your time.
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 2:25pm On Apr 04, 2011
shakaratu, you're an attention seeker,
but i no get your time.

from who??

you


please dont patronize me

if i had my way,will block you
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 2:31pm On Apr 04, 2011
Dunce!

read my signature.

tis for good for nothing peeps like you.





phuck off.
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 2:35pm On Apr 04, 2011
heehheeeh
so much anger and venom here

ok cool off guys dis is jokes section

fighting aint gud 4 u both
dont even know wat you re fighting abt
watever it is, its not worth the energy u waste spewing trash on each other

so. . . . . . hug and make up lol
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 2:56pm On Apr 04, 2011
[size=8pt][size=8pt]FIRE!!!!!!![/size][/size]

neva wriiten this bold since i joined NL in 2009

can neva hug that dimwit, wit his painted teeth

gosh!!wat abt his thick breath

*smh*makes me wanna puke
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 3:46pm On Apr 04, 2011
shakara4u:

[size=8pt][size=8pt]FIRE!!!!!!![/size][/size]

neva wriiten this bold since i joined NL in 2009

can neva hug that dimwit, wit his painted teeth

gosh!!wat abt his thick breath

*smh*makes me wanna puke




shut up ugly giraffe

u always rant like a mad man. ( hereditary i guess )

*laughs*

who wants to hug a mad man like u?
Make u bite me or even carry the bad luck wey dey follow u since 2009 give me abi?

E no go work for u.
Re: Nuts by eldav(m): 1:31pm On Apr 05, 2011
these two gay partners sef, *smh*
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 2:06pm On Apr 05, 2011
shut up ugly giraffe

u always rant like a mad man. ( hereditary i guess )

*laughs*

who wants to hug a mad man like u?
Make u bite me or even carry the bad luck wey dey follow u since 2009 give me abi?

E no go work for u.
tell me thats your picture on your profile

if yes ,then you are successfully ugly
Re: Nuts by kodylicky(f): 2:18pm On Apr 05, 2011
nairaland battle brawlers!!!
Re: Nuts by shakara4u(m): 2:38pm On Apr 05, 2011
nairaland battle brawler!!!

help you removed the 's'
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 3:25pm On Apr 05, 2011
eldav:

these two gay partners sef, *smh*

squad!
Lol

even if i be, over my dead body will i allow dat durrty ugly giraffe (Shakaratu) to touch me.
Re: Nuts by shrek4(m): 3:32pm On Apr 05, 2011
2 grown men in a virtual fight, interesting scene grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Nuts by ARareGem(f): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2011
Na wa o.
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 9:03pm On Apr 05, 2011
lol
and i just dey my own o
Re: Nuts by flexystar(f): 6:37pm On Apr 07, 2011
@ studio, u are becoming a nuisance in this forum, i hope all is well with your moral reasoning
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 7:49pm On Apr 07, 2011
do i know u?
Have we met before?
Whats my offence?
Cuz i begged them not to derail my thread and that they should take a long walk if the joke aint funny - before shakaratu started throwing insult?


Why are my even wasting my time replying to your silly comment sef


investigate properly before passing your judgement ok?

Thank you.
Re: Nuts by flexystar(f): 11:01am On Apr 08, 2011
Studio CFR:

do i know u?
Have we met before?
Whats my offence?
Cuz i begged them not to derail my thread and that they should take a long walk if the joke aint funny - before shakaratu started throwing insult?


Why are my even wasting my time replying to your silly comment sef


investigate properly before passing your judgement ok?

Thank you.

lol, it hasn't come to that, why take it personal? it seems u have a hot temper and besides your reply is making me to lol, its kk man no hard feelings wink
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 12:09pm On Apr 08, 2011
nothing personal

and i dont have hot temper

i just dey gentle
Re: Nuts by oderemo(m): 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2011
@ studio, u are becoming a nuisance in this forum, i hope all is well with your moral reasoning  

God bless you for that observation.
Re: Nuts by StudioCFR(m): 12:23pm On Apr 08, 2011
mtchew lol

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