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Crushed Nuts by cushman(m): 5:37pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
A little boy is bought a fantastic cowboy outfit - complete with a couple of toy guns - for his birthday. He's so excited and immediately puts it on and goes outside to play. While playing, he hears the ice-cream Van pulling into the road. The boy runs up to the van... "Can i have 99 with lots of raspberry sauce, please?" he says to the woman at the window. "would you like crushed nuts?" she asked him. The boy quickly draws his guns, points them straight at the woman and shouts; "And would you like your boobs blown off?" |
Re: Crushed Nuts by goodguy(m): 10:54pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
L.O.L.... |
Re: Crushed Nuts by hotangel2(f): 5:54am On Sep 21, 2005 |
hehe |
Re: Crushed Nuts by fabian(f): 2:44pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
oooooooooops! |
Re: Crushed Nuts by layi(m): 5:18pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
Nice |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scorpio(f): 3:43pm On Sep 23, 2005 |
Snap! |
Re: Crushed Nuts by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Oct 10, 2008 |
1-1 lol nice stuff |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 6:57pm On Oct 10, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Nutty boi like moi *Just kidding, I'm not nutty* [/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by ituen(m): 5:26am On Oct 11, 2008 |
Sharaaaap scopium The boy better pass u sef Nice joke |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 9:48am On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]You are jealous, I unstand[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Oct 13, 2008 |
na jealousy na, even he dey jealous hin neigbour wife armpit hairs sef |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 2:00pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Armpit hairs? [/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by MrInfo1(m): 5:12pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
You never get |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 6:37pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Wetin e be? How e dey look like?[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by dani1luv: 7:52pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
roflno |
Re: Crushed Nuts by MrInfo1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
One question at a time plz |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 8:41am On Oct 14, 2008 |
[size=13pt]You can multi-answer[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by naijababe2(f): 9:34am On Oct 14, 2008 |
, ,, |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 10:41am On Oct 14, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Are you suffering from any speech impediment illness?[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 10:46am On Oct 14, 2008 |
ituen alwis has a negative impression on everyone around him on nairaland dats y he alwiz replys nasty answers muahahahahahaha i m a certified psycologist hehe |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 10:52am On Oct 14, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Great observation[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 10:53am On Oct 14, 2008 |
of course i m a psycologist |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 11:07am On Oct 14, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Yes you really are[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 6:50pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
i knw i knw thnk u thnk u |
Re: Crushed Nuts by dani1luv: 8:09pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
strt credibility |
Re: Crushed Nuts by dreday(m): 9:46pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
@ post You go fear pikin nah @ scopy and jazzy Make una no carry una bla bla bla come ere oooooooo.This one wey una two just dey do solidarity for every thread,make una take tyme oooo. I know u'll say I'm jealous and it won't be a lie |
Re: Crushed Nuts by TOYOSI20(f): 10:43pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
@ Post Very funny. . . . . silly boi. . . . |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 4:51am On Oct 15, 2008 |
so u jealous na? but y? |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 8:08am On Oct 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Anybody jealous? I don't curr[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 8:09am On Oct 15, 2008 |
y u dun care? scoppy? |
Re: Crushed Nuts by Scopium: 8:36am On Oct 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Their jealousy won't change anything[/size] |
Re: Crushed Nuts by JazzyJ(f): 8:46am On Oct 15, 2008 |
awwww so tweet |
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