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An engineer dies and
reports to the pearly
gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah,
you're an engineer — you're in the
wrong place." So the engineer
reports to the gates of hell and is
let in. Pretty soon, the engineer
gets dissatisfied with the level of
comfort in hell, and starts designing
and building improvements. After a
while, they've got air conditioning,
flush toilets and escalators, and the
engineer is becoming a pretty
popular guy. One day God calls
Satan up on the telephone and
asks with a sneer, "So, how's it
going down there in hell?" Satan
replies, "Hey, things are going
great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets and escalators, and
there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next." God
replies, "What You've got an
engineer? That's a mistake — he
should never have gotten down
there; send him up here." Satan
says, "No way! I like having an
engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him." God says, "Send him
back up here or I'll sue." Satan
laughs uproariously and answers,
"Yeah right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"

All lawyers are liars and ALL liars go to hell

that Engineer is a celebrity

cameronese:
      that Engineer is a celebrity

[color=#0066ff]don't laugh!
you are from Cameroon?[/color] 

where is tha joke, bla bla bla black sheep?
niddle in haystack.

hhhhhhhhhhhh

funny really funny

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