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Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 3:39pm On May 07, 2012
Queen,Bush and OBJ die and go
to Hell.
Queen says "I mis UK, I want to
cal UK". She makes a 5minute
call and asks "devil, how much?"
Devil says, "£800".
Bush says "I want to call the US".
He makes a 3minute call and asks
"how much?" Devil says,"$2500".
OBJ too wants to call 9ja. "I wan
talk to Goodluck, Atiku,
Alameyeseigha, etc". OBJ talks for
about 15hrs and asks devil "how
much?" Devil says "5naira.." OBJ
surprised, asked, " why na?" Devil
says "Hell to Hell na local call!!

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Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Ajibel(m): 3:52pm On May 07, 2012
Its like the op is living with garnnies at home cuz only grannies are fond of stuffing our ears with jokes drier than a desert
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by dani1luv: 4:04pm On May 07, 2012
[size=13pt]^^ is that not ajibole?? undecided[/size]
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 5:04pm On May 07, 2012
Ajibel: Its like the op is living with garnnies at home cuz only grannies are fond of stuffing our ears with jokes drier than a desert
if u were somebody wt better peception an usage of intellect..i wudnt mind,.i checkd ur profile,.believe me, even in her happiest moment ur jokes wudntt make a dump blonde laugh..sooo dry
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 5:08pm On May 07, 2012
dani1luv: [size=13pt]^^ is that not ajibole?? undecided[/size]
na tthief dey sabi thief footprint on top rock my broda...na real ajibole
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Ajibel(m): 6:31pm On May 07, 2012
larry cdof:
if u were somebody wt better peception an usage of intellect..i wudnt mind,.i checkd ur profile,.believe me, even in her happiest moment ur jokes wudntt make a dump blonde laugh..sooo dry
larry cdof:
if u were somebody wt better peception an usage of intellect..i wudnt mind,.i checkd ur profile,.believe me, even in her happiest moment ur jokes wudntt make a dump blonde laugh..sooo dry
larry cdof:
if u were somebody wt better peception an usage of intellect..i wudnt mind,.i checkd ur profile,.believe me, even in her happiest moment ur jokes wudntt make a dump blonde laugh..sooo dry
I have learnt that critics would always be criticised for their criticisms...

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Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 8:12pm On May 07, 2012
Ajibel:
I have learnt that critics would always be criticised for their criticisms...
especially a terrible jobless one,.who is most terrible at his critism job..
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by toygod2: 9:56pm On May 07, 2012
@OP, Oboi , na true o. D joke dry pass wetin i no know shocked
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Mentcee(m): 10:03pm On May 07, 2012
Eediotz that cant appreciate an innocent joke!
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Leegoguy(m): 10:13pm On May 07, 2012
grin ah ahh ahhhh....lolz
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Ruqaya(f): 5:10pm On May 08, 2012
...what should i say...
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by 1stBlazeMan(m): 7:58pm On May 08, 2012
Well. The joke goes for me though , I am music person. Its cool guys stop dissing each other you guys are wonderful.
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 7:04am On May 09, 2012
toygod2: @OP, Oboi , na true o. D joke dry pass wetin i no know shocked
wat do u know dickhead,..am sure u cant come up wt anythin even less good dumb.,.cus u ave d brain of a 2years old
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 7:51am On May 09, 2012
Mentcee: Eediotz that cant appreciate an innocent joke!
u re most sensible of dem all,.u know some ppl are just sooo sad and sallow nothin can draw a smile frm dem
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 7:54am On May 09, 2012
@rukaya an 1stblazeman...laugh it off guyz...its good for d body and soul
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Ruqaya(f): 8:30am On May 09, 2012
larry cdof: @rukaya an 1stblazeman...laugh it off guyz...its good for d body and soul
ok. I laugh
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Ajibel(m): 3:22am On May 11, 2012
larry cdof:
especially a terrible jobless one,.who is most terrible at his critism job..

I aint terrible, I tell you just d factual truth but u know, the truth is bitter
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by DAZZLINGM(f): 3:50pm On May 11, 2012
Ajibel, where have u been? good to have you back. av missed ur comments/critique, it sure does make me laugh and wonder wat a mean, blunt crazy person you are. grin have you heard from Bin da freaking gbagbo? i kinda miss dat dude and his insult/yab-generating-thread.
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by Nobody: 8:05pm On May 11, 2012
*lmao* Hahaha! Nice joke poster! I like dis.....
Re: Hell To Hell Call Na Local Call by larrycdof(m): 10:54pm On May 14, 2012
booqee: *lmao* Hahaha! Nice joke poster! I like dis.....
sure u wud..i ave an opened mind...

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