A seminarian has fallen into trouble with the heads of his seminarian school over his new-found sensation: the #silhouettechallenge.

A tub of Vaseline meant to be used by occupants of the room of Brother John has been found to have finished in a matter of hours.

Curious to fish out the diminisher of the communal petroleum jelly product, a roommate discovered that his fellow brethren had been oiling up his little fellow while intensely staring at his phone that blinked into a warm red hue.

Out of obligation, the curious brother reported the matter to the seminary school’s authority, and upon further investigation, it had been discovered that a trending hashtag on social media: #silhouettechallenge had sucked brother John, the Vaseline utiliser into the vortex of sin.

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13 hectares of mixed-use land available for sale close to Uke bridge at Karu, Nasarawa state.
Price: 260 million Naira(20 million naira for 1 hectare)
Help me find a buyer and you will get 2.5% of the property price once the transaction has been completed.

No C of O available
Site plan attached
The land has good access to the road.
Popular landmarks around the area are: Bingham University, Tukur & Tukur Snakes farm.

The land is located in a secure location.


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A licensed school built in the heart of Abuja, Utako close to Jabi.
Total area of the school: 7,000 square meters with C of O
Price: 2.6 billion naira
Help me find a buyer and you will get 2.5% of the property price once the transaction has been completed.
50 classrooms, each classroom has provision for air condition and separate toilet.
Number of toilets: 56
Good halls for laboratory, library and a multipurpose hall.

Football pitch, Basketball court and a children's playground included.

150 chairs and tables are in the school already
The school has a separate transformer
The school has gotten an approval and the name registered.
All approvals were gotten from: Federal Ministry of Education, FCDA and Development control.