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Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(f): 5:59am On Apr 07, 2011
Here is a short conversation among some NL biz girls.
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA.
CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?
EFE:I am so tired now,You know I made my hair at shoprite!
IDOWU:Really?Well,I will be spending my summer in London this xmas.
CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?
IDOWU:Yes everything is in perfect control $ You know whenever I am flying, I always take the window seat because I open it for fresh air!
Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.
CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
EFE:As per where I would spend my xmas,I prefer LONDON to UK!
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL.





A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you. ”She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”. He replies, “It’s me…, talking to the beer.LOL
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by Abbycrown(f): 8:39am On Apr 07, 2011
still laughing cheesy
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by eldav(m): 8:42am On Apr 07, 2011
Very funny.
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by StudioCFR(m): 9:04am On Apr 07, 2011
G string dey get back pocket?

And why IDOWU go wan open window for fresh air when plane don airborne? (suicide) 

Ok if not dat she get tribal mark for face, i for think she be IBO!


*NO OFIENCE*
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(f): 12:46pm On Apr 07, 2011
@Studio:Such is life!It is possible!
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by lysaa(f): 6:26pm On Apr 07, 2011
Lol Good job! more deodorant to ur armpit mr poster.
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by chibaby5(f): 10:40pm On Apr 07, 2011
Way too funny. Efe wan kill me with lafter, : 'as per where i wan spend my Xmas, i prefer london to UK'.
Datz classic!. She too smart cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by Kunbee: 10:43pm On Apr 07, 2011
hmmm
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by lysaa(f): 12:38am On Apr 08, 2011
chi-baby:

Way too funny. Efe wan kill me with lafter, : 'as per where i wan spend my Xmas, i prefer london to UK'.
Datz classic!. She too smart cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Warri nor dey carry last. .but 2 of una take bracket 1st

CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?

CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?

CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
LOL

MURDER was the case and they blamed yinks. lol

YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA. shocked cheesy

@id,
i dey hail ya G-string with back pocket tongue
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL. wink


@Bright

Where in B-side are u?
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by Nobody: 8:22am On Apr 08, 2011
Nice joke, but er Mr preacher tot u were against sexist jokes now why the 'G-STRING' jab??
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(f): 8:51am On Apr 08, 2011
Posted by: El Guapo

Posted on: Today at 08:22:16 AM

Insert Quote

Nice joke, but er Mr preacher tot u were against sexist jokes now why the 'G-STRING' jab??

Thanks 4 d complement but what has a G-STRING got to do wif sexual immorality?
Hmmm, reading from another direction,there is no smoke without fire.
***OH!I remember,the G-STRING comment was attributed to ur blankety blank,ok accept full apologies***
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by yinkalink(f): 7:57pm On Apr 08, 2011
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA


Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.



na my life be this! chai. Bryt gud work, u gat me cracking
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by chibaby5(f): 12:48pm On Apr 10, 2011
@lysaa

Sis Werrin u wan imply? My statements are very wise, dnt watch it grin grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by jackpot(f): 3:41pm On Apr 10, 2011
Still crackin. . cheesy
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by EfemenaXY: 4:40pm On Apr 10, 2011
bright007:

Here is a short conversation among some NL biz girls.
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA.
CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?
EFE:I am so tired now,You know I made my hair at shoprite!
IDOWU:Really?Well,I will be spending my summer in London this xmas.
CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?
IDOWU:Yes everything is in perfect control $ You know whenever I am flying, I always take the window seat because I open it for fresh air!
Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.
CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
EFE:As per where I would spend my xmas,I prefer LONDON to UK!
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL.

angry angry

Bright you nor well o! grin

chi-baby:

Way too funny. Efe wan kill me with lafter, : 'as per where i wan spend my Xmas, i prefer london to UK'.
Datz classic!. She too smart cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

Traitor! tongue tongue
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by kpokpoti(m): 10:37am On Apr 13, 2011
grin grin ;Dabeg no burst my belle
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by dani1luv: 5:10pm On Apr 13, 2011
bright007:

Here is a short conversation among some NL biz girls.
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA.
CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?
EFE:I am so tired now,You know I made my hair at shoprite!
IDOWU:Really?Well,I will be spending my summer in London this xmas.
CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?
IDOWU:Yes everything is in perfect control $ You know whenever I am flying, I always take the window seat because I open it for fresh air!
Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.
CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
EFE:As per where I would spend my xmas,I prefer LONDON to UK!
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL.





A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you. ”She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”. He replies, “It’s me…, talking to the beer.LOL

Chi , grin ube mudererer

Nor be only shoprite. . .silverbird cinemas, tantalizer grin grin

ID Chei grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by lysaa(f): 5:57pm On Apr 13, 2011
Chibbz the only bullet chester. Lol. u own the well of wisdom na.
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by nich(m): 9:01pm On Apr 13, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin LWKMD. See wahala! grin grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by simplymee: 7:21am On Apr 14, 2011
grin grin grin @ poster , u dey worry o. Well BUKKA is not bad but MAMA KAZ is better.
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by vincent10(m): 5:46pm On Apr 14, 2011
But some girls too dull sha!
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by saddler: 3:03am On Apr 20, 2011
Dumbest girls ever!!!
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by babyme1(f): 12:25pm On Apr 20, 2011
Classic grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by kemisuga(f): 12:31pm On Apr 20, 2011
9ice one keep it up
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by yinkalink(f): 5:56pm On Apr 25, 2011
Dumb bawo?
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by jokingmary(m): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2011
Nice one poster. cheesy

I love it wink
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by Sophizzy(f): 6:22pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lol
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by 1WORLD1(m): 2:37pm On Apr 30, 2011
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Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by samsyn4qrs: 6:29pm On Apr 30, 2011
Nice one!!!!!!!! grin
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bibs(f): 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2011
Good job Bright.
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(f): 11:40am On May 04, 2011
@1world:are u this dumb dat u didn't know this wasn't an ad thread?
Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by jugger10: 5:17pm On May 05, 2011
Hilarious! Maybe Bright think about being a stand-up comdeian especially with this piece,

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