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The Rake by smigael: 11:47am On Jul 06, 2007 |
Yesterday I was in the back garden, and my wife upstairs was having a shower. I couldn’t find the rake so I yelled up to her: “Honey, where’s the rake?”. She couldn’t hear me and she shouted back, “What?”. I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn’t sure and said, “What?”. I repeated the gestures: “EYE KNEE THE RAKE”. My wife replied that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her bum, and finally to her crotch. Well, I had no idea what in god’s name she was on about, so I trudged up the stairs, poked my head into the bathroom and asked her, “What the hell was that?”. She replied : EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH |
Re: The Rake by mimiko(f): 1:48pm On Jul 06, 2007 |
smart |
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