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Wait For Me by saddler: 12:04pm On Apr 12, 2011
Johny walkd into clas evry mrng with a black eye
Teachr:wats wrong?
Johny :  our house is vry small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Thn I say No n then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonite whn ur dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer
The folowing morng Johny cums back with a severe black eye again.
Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again?
Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Thn my dad asks my mom,R u comin?mom says,Yes m comin,r u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhre without me so I said,wait fr me,I' m also coming, =D=))  =))˚°◦hahahaha
Re: Wait For Me by babyme1(f): 12:35pm On Apr 12, 2011
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Re: Wait For Me by snthesis(m): 1:38pm On Apr 12, 2011
ROTFL-7star joke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
niice, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Wait For Me by StudioCFR(m): 1:50pm On Apr 12, 2011
nice joke poster lol




BABY.Me, your siggy says you're a confirmed calabar girl.

Ok noted!

But i still have a question to ask and i hope u can come up with the answer.

Q: DO U EAT DOG?
Re: Wait For Me by kpokpoti(m): 1:58pm On Apr 12, 2011
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Re: Wait For Me by yinkalink(f): 12:45am On Apr 13, 2011
I rarely sae dis-rotflmai.
Re: Wait For Me by jackpot(f): 5:50am On Apr 13, 2011
Now, dis is my fav joke 4 d month~

@saddler, u've made my day

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Re: Wait For Me by bright007(f): 6:16pm On Apr 18, 2011
Yes!its d joke 4 d month!
Re: Wait For Me by ARareGem(f): 9:36pm On Apr 18, 2011
lol! :-D
Re: Wait For Me by StudioCFR(m): 9:38pm On Apr 18, 2011
the poster of dis joke deserve an award atleast for making me laugh. grin
Re: Wait For Me by jackpot(f): 11:58pm On Apr 18, 2011
Bright, whattsup! cool
Re: Wait For Me by saddler: 2:58am On Apr 20, 2011
Thanks all.let me tell ya a little secret.
Poster is someone you guys know wella.
Pls take a guess.
Re: Wait For Me by jackpot(f): 7:46am On Apr 20, 2011
Lol. .me thinks i know
Re: Wait For Me by babyme1(f): 12:13pm On Apr 20, 2011
Studio CFR:

nice joke poster lol




BABY.Me, your siggy says you're a confirmed calabar girl.

Ok noted!

But i still have a question to ask and i hope u can come up with the answer.

Q: DO U EAT DOG?



The best meat ever shocked wink
Re: Wait For Me by StudioCFR(m): 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2011
dem dey bark whenever u enter street abi? grin
Re: Wait For Me by babyme1(f): 3:56pm On Apr 20, 2011
I just long for them the way you long for cheap crack tongue grin
Re: Wait For Me by StudioCFR(m): 4:21pm On Apr 20, 2011
grin grin grin

i'm a good guy o
Re: Wait For Me by yinkalink(f): 5:17pm On Apr 21, 2011
The best meat ever




eurrgghh! i cant imagine how anybody can actually eat man's best friend. i love dogs so much
Re: Wait For Me by lysaa(f): 7:11pm On Apr 21, 2011
See innocence
Re: Wait For Me by yinkalink(f): 7:10pm On Apr 24, 2011
watevs gal!
Re: Wait For Me by Sophizzy(f): 7:17pm On Apr 24, 2011
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Na im good 4 am, wetin make am nor dey sleep 4 nite. Dem 4 blind the 2 eyes. grin
Re: Wait For Me by bright007(f): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2011
@sophizzy:no be him fault,him wan watch film.
Re: Wait For Me by Sophizzy(f): 7:25pm On Apr 24, 2011
Eeeeeeevil!
Re: Wait For Me by bright007(f): 11:57am On May 04, 2011
Eviiiillll?no its a home practical lesson

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