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The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 27, 2012
It was during the fuel subsidy crises. I had exhausted all my money n needed to get to the junction in my area ASAP. I couldnt afford to trekk 12miles unda the hot blazing sun n i also couldnt afford the trans fares. So i decided to join a taxi having in mind " anytin wey wan happen today mk e happen". I now joined a taxi, we were complete inside, then d man at d front dropped out of d car b4 we go to d junction. In dis effect d driver requested dat we start paying b4 we get to d junction. I kept quiet n didnt say a word. Everybody else paid n d driver made change n gave to those he owed. I thought d driver had 4gotten me since he didnt request 4 d rest of his money. As we got to the junction i immediately came out n was heading straight 4 my destination as fast as i could not until i heard a vioce calling out to me " HEY! HEY!! angry " it was d driver.

*i was frieghtened n was almost shaking* Then he screamed out angry angry




























" BYE! BYE!! " grin grin











*I FAINTED 3 TIMES *
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by Nobody: 2:54pm On Jan 27, 2012
So. . .?
Yes. . .?
Ehn ehn. . .?
What happened next. . .?
Abeg d ending of the joke no dey understandable jare! angry
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^@queen'b

Na my fault wey u get low IQ ? angry



olodo GF of mine! angry
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by bingbagbo(m): 5:57pm On Jan 27, 2012
JOKE GRADING: B



REMARKS: I DEY TRUST U MY GUY, KEEP MAKING PROJAN PROUD!!! grin
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2012
@ DONkollione,

i can see u need help! angry

who cares to knw about ur boring lifestyle!

mstchewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

e pain am well well
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2012
Shld I laff @ dis?
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by oderemo(m): 6:35pm On Jan 27, 2012
don clone, are u well so,?
whats all this jibberish u are spouting.
get lost boy.
next jare.
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by AmAlone: 7:51pm On Jan 27, 2012
niceezzzz
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by jpilata(m): 8:22pm On Jan 27, 2012
Where is d joke, This is just a short story without meaning.
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jan 27, 2012
Thunder faya una according to hieght starting with oderemo d shortest! angry angry
Re: The Taxi Driver Lynched Me! (projan) by sutoboy(m): 11:02am On Feb 01, 2012
DONkollione:

Thunder faya una according to hieght starting with oderemo d shortest! angry angry


u dey fall my head hand sometimes sha

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