Hey, life is getting harder day after day…

The world is falling apart, and desperate times call for desperate measures. It might be time to get a little bit shady with it.
Today I am considering ways to make money in this country, which is therefore not the right procedure as you have been seeing before.
Without much ado, I will giving a few list of how money can be made illegally in a Country like Nigeria.

1. Illegal ponzy sheme

Ponzy scheme is one of the oldest tricks in the books.
The scheme was named after the conman Charles Ponzi, who in the 1920s, promised U.S. investors a 50% profit within 45 days by investing in postage stamps. (Or for the patient, a 100% profit in 90 days!)

His scheme was so wildly successful that he even got a front page feature on The Boston Globe, resulting in thousands of new investors lining up outside his office, ready to give Ponzi their money.

Guess what? At last it definitely crashed and investors accepted their fates.

During the Covid-19 lockdown, one of the most searched words on Google by Nigerians was "How to make money online". A lot thereafter, invested there money in ponzy schemes and an higher percentage of them lost more than they gain.
Ponzy is designed to crash eventually, but a lot of Nigerians want to make money so quick and are ready to give ponzy a shot.
Funny enough, you get to pay previous investors with the money of the new investors and after a while when the chain of the previous is greater than that of the new you pack off.
The fastest ways to get investors is to convince people that you are investing in forex or marketing.


2. Internet Fraud (yahoo)

This isn't a new thing in the Nigerian society as most of Nigerian youths are involve in it. It is one of the fastest and easiest way to make money illegally in Niger
A lot of Nigerian celebrities and social media figures are key promoters of this as most of their activities encourage internet Fraud.
To become an internet fraudster you need little or no strategy lol. Just get your mobile phone and chat with people on dating sites (Americans preferably).
The best/luckiest liar gets more money.
In no time you are making thousands of dollars by telling lies on your phone.

3. Bank heist

Is there a more crazy way to get rich illegally than pulling off a bank heist?

Probably not. Which is why this strategy has wielded some of the wildest and craziest true stories ever.

There’s the 2006 classic Securitas Depot Robbery, where a British team of 6+ robbers (including former UFC fighter, Lee Murray) impersonated a police officer, kidnapped the depot manager and his family at gunpoint, and forced him to open the vaults.

That team made off with $92 million in cash – so much that they literally spent hours loading it onto multiple trucks. To this day, it’s still the largest bank heist ever. (Topped only by a strange technicality, when Saddam Hussein pulled some political strings to rob the Central Bank of Iraq of nearly $1 billion dollars. But that’s cheating.)
The problem with this strategy is getting away with it.
To get away with bank heist in Nigeria, one need to form a good team and strategize well.
The Nigerian security system is poor, so just build a strategy that will overcome security after taking full study of the bank environment and swim in mind next later.

4. Becoming a drug dealer

Drug dealing isn't only about moving cocaine. In short in Nigeria, selling weed (Igbo) and contraband medicine such as tramadol, codeine is easier than selling cocaine as getting a consumer market is not difficult for this stuffs.
All you need to do is mingle with people that do these drugs. They always know themselves. Let them know that you have a better product and start your business.
The hazard in this is moving the products. NDLEA are always in search of drug dealers.
As a new dealer make sure your source is low and avoid unnecessary competition.

Lot more but you can add yours.

Baad guy!

Ogbeni

hehehe

See wetin Buhari regime dey cos.

Become a bandit. But one with brains.

This shouldn't be allowed here.

Seun must hear this

Shout-out boss, abeg help me manage this