freekick @ ruddie for using foul juju language

Ruudie, I repeat: Why are you chasing Mukina all over the place.

Mukina L'uv, please beware of Ruudie o.
Intelligence sources have confirmed to me that he's quite deadly in bed. They say his rod is 49 inches long.

_{49inches dat's over aged sized, its beyond d age allowed limit}

Razorr see me see wahala o

i gave him three solid kicks now he wont leave

Razorr:

Ruudie, I repeat: Why are you chasing Mukina all over the place.

Mukina L'uv, please beware of Ruudie o.
Intelligence sources have confirmed to me that he's quite deadly in bed. They say is rod is 49 inches long.

As i don nearly kpai u and sources with am b'4 nah. . . .  u no d'ey sabi throwey face do waka pass

meanerwhiler' nah. . . . na me and muki get FREEKICK today. . .  jeje na im i dey 4 commentary box, she com d'ey provoke me. . . . trouble sleep nyanga carey come. . .  okay naw, no le'le !

RuuDie:

As i don nearly kpai u and sources with am b'4 nah. . . . u no d'ey sabi throwey face do waka pass

meanerwhiler' nah. . . . na me and muki get FREEKICK today. . . jeje na im i dey 4 commentary box, she com d'ey provoke me. . . . trouble sleep nyanga carey come. . . okay naw, no le'le !

Bros I know you're from Agegunle and all that but this is an English speaking site.

Please speak English.

Tokunbo you dey crase.

Popcorn thief! I go throway you from the stands now.

_{runz ova 2 d VIP stand where der's free popcorn, so as not 2 get distractd}




as an independent observer, im allowed 2 go there,


neva knew 49 was dat thick

49 wetin razorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

freekick at ruudie for having that

@Razorr,

oh, life don tire u nah abi. . .  shebi na u borrow muki mouth nah, u been d'ey scatta-yarn abi. . . . take panadol ontop anada man headache abi. . .  if u make me ves pass so ehn, igbogbi go reject ur die bodi. . .

wusai d stupid pikin sef d'ey. . . _{checks behind the advertising board}^{removes corner flag. . .  stridinging towards T0kunb0 with intent}

mukina2:

49 wetin razorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

freekick at ruudie for having that

^{changes direction sharply}

oh nah d'eir u d'ey hide. . . . u get mouth naw c'uz u d'ey far abi. . . . wait mai near d'eir!

Ruudie. . .

Leave Mukina alone o.

She no want!

Carry your big opa comot from hia!

^{reminds ruudie dat security @ d VIP stands is top notch if not, what happend in '72 wuld repeat itslff}


moreso penlty for harm on d independent observer is life imprisonmnt(no visitors,no TV,no phone) wit hard labour



_{a word is enuff 4 d ,}

_{claps hand typical woman fashion}  

ee'ehn, ee'ehn, ee'ehn. . . . .  spokeswoman, na who ask u queshun, na who put ur mouth inside d'is kwanta. . . .  na she tell u sey she no want, abi na u want. . . .

abeg jus' shiddon 4 dia with d'at ya 4 corner head like cabin biscuit. . . . as u no d'ey hia word, no make me ves pass like d'is oh c'uz i no d'ey happy at all !

Bros, please vex if you wan vex o. As you see me so. . . I no send you o.

abi o @ razorr

freekick at ruudie for big opa

Mukina, I hope you don't have any secret intentions with big opa.

I will report you to your sweetheart(Jackal) o. He'll have a fit if he learns that big opa found its way into your pot!

haaa noo Jackie boy is my sweetheart

so no more dreaming na . haaa i dnt want him to get mad o

Hmmmmmm. . .

Talking about Jackal, when are we going to eat rice and chicken na? This una affair is dragging for too long o. You guys should tie the knot o.

@ Mukina2
No wonder

@ razorr two weeks from today
_{i hope tosh doesnt see this}


@ Dr Dre
freekick at you for acting cool

freekick at you for saying no wonder . . no wonder wetin

mukina2:

@ razorr two weeks from today

Are you for real?

You this naughty child, you mean you were planning a wedding and didn't invite me!   Who's supposed to be your chief bride's maid?  

Lucky Jackal!!!

Damn!

Mukina is getting hooked!

There goes the dream of 1 million Nairaland guys.

I feel so sorry for toshmann. The poor nigga.

well i was going to invite you but Jackal said no wonder why

well i wil still invite you dont worry

mukina2:

well i was going to invite you but Jackal said no wonder why

*fuming*

That little rat! Wait till I get him!

Free kick at ruudie . come here for it

[***stares in muki's direction***]

[***shrugs, puts on shirt, tie and suit***]

[***walking towards commentary box humming Fela's _{"wahala e dey find wahala"}***]

freekick at Ruudie for running away from my freekick

freekicks at all man u and arsenal fans.
penalty kick awarded to all TRUE BLUE

Free kick at safari

free kick at Gamine and Jackal thread for the sudden death