oh please

Get a Guy/Babe this Xmas, with this tips!

i don't get my stuffs from the internet like some folks insinuate, just a long time of practise, they say practise makes one perfect

there'd never been any time to get a hot chic like christmas, "afterall everyone's looking for love", "afterall[b] someone[/b] needs a gift of love"

Tip1: your wardrobe

the yuletide is a season of newness, let your wardrobe fuss a new personality of yourself, look new, look neat, look smart and better advice, try adding a little red on some outfits if not all, let the opposite know that you are trendy, every great person love


Tip2: Give a Gift

it is said that the foundation of any true relationship is giving, so for all ya wishing to squeeze your fist , please before you do that remember that the fastest and easiest way to get a true friend that can bow to your wishes needs a gift from you, best offers should range between a TEDDY BEAR, a necklace, a wrist band, eye rings, a customised hankerchief or t-shirt, or the advancees best cd, please for goodness sake try as much as possible to avoid getting them something way out of your pocket like a mobile phone for someone you havent known yet, or recharge cards and all the bla bla bla you know of.

Tip3: Cool hang outs

imagine a cool place you could invite a beautiful and gorgeous advancee to hang out with you, but please don't disclose your hidden motives for inviting them over, just plain words like "hey pretty i have somewhere i will want to take you to, be confident, best places i love could be a beach, a garden, a cinema. . . , plsssssssss not a dancehall, or some razzmatazz place where he/she may be frightened to incline your offer

Tip4: Do more of showing up over than calling

Love is physical, so show yourself over at their place and attraction will grow, don't depend so much on getting their number to do calling, they will get weary on calls and you might just be surprised that you will save more as to give them a deserving gift


BYE FOR TODAY. . . . ."remember love don't cost a thing"

i need a girl! thati s between the ages of 21 - 23 years old, she must be beautiful and down to earth and also she sholud also live in Lagos state. in caes any one is interested plz do send ur pics and reply 2 idinma_goodness@yahoo.com

is there any 'girl like mad'

Desperation at an un-assailable lead!!

@gudgocio you are one lucky dude i know many girls between that age, as for address go to kuramo beach,them plenty.

gudgocio:

i need a girl! thati s between the ages of 21 - 23 years old, she must be beautiful and down to earth and also she sholud also live in Lagos state. in caes any one is interested plz do send ur pics and reply 2 idinma_goodness@yahoo.com

bro they dont get a genuine chic that way, anyone who falls for this offer  could be way too cheap to a guy like you, follow some recipes up here they might help

gudgocio:

i need a girl! thati s between the ages of 21 - 23 years old, she must be beautiful and down to earth and also she sholud also live in Lagos state. in caes any one is interested plz do send ur pics and reply 2 idinma_goodness@yahoo.com

Are u tall, dark, RICH and handsome?
Pls give us ur specs.

Baaabeexxxxxxxxx.
Dont tel me u are dat desperate.

o boy, this is not funny at all. u be badooooooo

O boy, i love your tip keep it rolling

Thanks for posting this stuff. I must confess, its really useful.

Hmmm,i hope say all dis long story dey work,sha anyway i wuld encourage brothas who meet babes 4 d first time 2 try and just be friendly no nid 2 hit on ha just like dat it get dem iritatd,but 4rm being friendly like helpn ha if she as a prob u can easily get al necesary details 4rm ha,also no wata wat dont appear desperate,b confidnt ladies like guyz who are bold and confident and knw dat they are sure of themself and ave wat it takes to be j man, try 2 make talk 2 u not u do al d talkin u can easly annoy dem dat way, cos u might just b borin dem, complement their looks or dres but dnt make it look like u re tryn 2 impress dem, buy wat u can afford and not 2 impres dem.money wil always play its part but dnt start it on money cos d day u dnt have?! U re done 4

Try my STYLE, it has never failed me till date; and I've tried it with mostly all kind of GURLS.

Just walk up to her and tell her.

My 14 inch Machine-gun really admires your CUNT. You better try it out.

Ok, this is how to tose a girl u just melt:
. . . . . .

MELT, right?

Just how do you go about melting. My GUY just demonstrate your manhood in all ramifications!!! And while in bed, give her a mind-blowing experience she'll have to carry for the rest of her life.

You r thru

u dnt hv work at all u are jobless but hv enough time i can employ u as my typing sec

wher is kingkong sef!

King, u got it all right, u gat game like ps3. Keep doin ur thing n don't give a Bleep abt wht people r sayin, they don't have anything to offer and as a matter of fact, nobody's thumbin up for them. And for that guy that said money talks, his wrong cos if money can talk then the whole world can hear me out. I hope it's acceptable if i don't be respectful.

shut up

:p