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The Introduction Thread! by Advocator: 12:14am On Apr 19, 2011
The purpose of this thread is for introduction so that the applicants (or the members) who are interested in you in any way (for instant: they want to be your friend, mate, spouse or even maid) can have the chance to know you a little better. Please people, contribute, keep it clean and lets have fun.

I will start!

Gender : Man
Birthdate: During raining season (end of year)
Lives in: Canada
Travels to: USA, Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Eritrea and England
Relocate?: Maybe
Height: 180 cm +-
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I drink water
Race: More to love
Speaks: English, Arabic, broken French, Broken Amharic and Broken Somali
Education: Bachelor of biochemistry (It's pretty intense)
Marital Status: Single my whole live though ( I frequently do hook-ups)
Occupation: Indoor customer representative
Interests: Internet, fantasizing about women and screwing Megan Fox one day
Goals: Graduating, getting a decent job and settling down with my future queen
Private part status: Not a virgin
Sex prance: I am always active (reason being, I gotta satisfy my junior anaconda)
Turn on: Nice curved women, big b.r.e.a.s.t, huge b.o.o.t.i.e.s and lastly cute smile
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My d.i.c.k, abs and hair
Turn off: Liars and insecure people
Religion : Muslim
Have Children: No and I hate children
Want Children: One boy who will carry on my blood linage
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Receding hair (use to have an Afro but it got out of style)
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Wear glasses when in thorough reading
Motto: Live, love and be loved.

Next patient?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Alagbede7(m): 7:40pm On Apr 19, 2011
Gender: Male
Birthday: During the rainy season (end of year)
Lives in: Brazil
Travel: I did not travel abroad

Height: 180 cm + -
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I am a non-smoker
   Drinks: I drink water, wine, cider and other drinks.
Race: multiethnic
Speech: a bit of English, French, Spanish
Education: Primary
Marital status: Single
Occupation: assistant general
Interests: Internet, building websites, games, literature,
Goals: graduate, get a decent job and settle down with my future queen
Private Party Status: Not a virgin
prance Sex: I'm always active
Call: Nice curves women, big breast big ass thick thighs, huge boots, and finally beautiful smile
Part of the body that you get the most praise on: my brain.
Disconnect: Christian bigotry, and prejudice in general.
Religion: Animist (tribal cults)
Children: Yes, and I love children
Want Children: A girl to treat like a doll.
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Eye color: brown eyes black
Glasses or contacts: Wear safety glasses when reading in full
Motto: My life is my motto cheesy

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Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 7:42pm On Apr 19, 2011
the list is endless, grin grin
Advocatorrrr!!!
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Pweety4me(f): 7:45pm On Apr 19, 2011
BABE did u just hear dat?he said he's single & presently does hook-up?so what does dat make you girl? tongue
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Pweety4me(f): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2011
U hate children?u must ave hated urself 2, maybe u still do undecided
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 7:50pm On Apr 19, 2011
Name- 190
Gender: Male & Female
Birthday: Mid year
Lives in: UK
Travel: I did not travel there ( i trekked )  grin  grin

Height: 162 cm + -
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I am a non-smoker
  Drinks: I drink water, wine, , beer, alch,  cider and other drinks.
Race: Africano!!
Speech: English ( Learning polish ) and 9ja pidgin
Education: All except PHD!!!
Marital status: In a relationship with  lipsrsealed  lipsrsealed
Occupation: analyst  in  lipsrsealed  lipsrsealed  lipsrsealed
Interests: Internet,dancing, games, driving, movies, travelling and sightseeing, swimming
Goals: graduate, get a decent job and settle down with my future queen and take care of her family
Private Party Status: definitely not a virgin
prance Sex: I'm always active ( twice in a week )
Call: Nice curves women, big bosom big backside thick thighs, huge boots, and finally beautiful smile
Part of the body that you get the most praise on: my 3rd leg.
Disconnect: Christian bigotry, and prejudice in general.
Religion: Catholic
Children: Yes, and I love children ( i want just 2 kids )
Want Children: A girl to treat like a doll and a boy that i can teach video games
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short and long ( depends on the season )
Eye color: brown eyes
Glasses or contacts: sun glasses
Motto: A succesful man is a man that can make more money than his wife can spend!!
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 7:51pm On Apr 19, 2011
ADVO. C! ***smh** What's all these embarrassment.   embarassed embarassed cry cry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 7:52pm On Apr 19, 2011
BABE!:

ADVO. C! ***smh** What's all these embarrassment.   embarassed embarassed cry cry

Heaves a sign of relief cool cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 7:52pm On Apr 19, 2011
Wud love to take part but da list is loonnggg
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 7:54pm On Apr 19, 2011
I'm getting JayBee to lock this thread! angry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 7:56pm On Apr 19, 2011
BABE!:

I'm getting JayBee to lock this thread! angry

Babe but why,

Nor carry your wahala come here abeg!! grin grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 8:06pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

Babe but why,

Nor carry your wahala come here abeg!!  grin  grin


I was just joking. cool

lemme do my own sef!!!! Nonsense! Two can play that game! angry angry

Name---BABE!
Gender--Female
Birthday---The day I was born!
Lives in---My house
Travels to-- Outside my house
Height---3'6, Yes I'm a midget!
Body type---I'm fat!
Smoking---I smoke sometimes
Occupation--I don't have a job
Religion--Deeper life Christian
Marital Status---Back off Advo.C
Private Part Status: Back off Advo.C
Part of the body you get most praise on: My teeth, my legs and my face.

bla bla bla--- Back off Advo.C   grin grin grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:08pm On Apr 19, 2011
Babe don't tell me your fat and short like super malt bottle,
i refuse to agree. angry angry shocked grin
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 8:09pm On Apr 19, 2011
Now thats more like it  cool cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:

Babe don't tell me your fat and short like super malt bottle,
i refuse to agree. angry angry shocked grin

Yes, I'm a fattie! And I'm short! cool

190:

Now thats more like it  cool cool

uhn? What's more like it?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2011
abeg na lie,i no believe you,im afraid cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 8:17pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^^ lol,  yh yh! was just joking! I'm not fat! .
I'm 5'4 (still kinda short).  undecided smiley
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2011
i just knew,but your not that short though.
but im taller,5'9. cool cheesy
Re: The Introduction Thread! by BABE3: 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2011
^^ Dang! You're 5'9? That's tall. I'm jealous. angry

I am short! That's why I love heels so much. They are my best friends. cheesy
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 8:24pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:

i just knew,but your not that short though.
but im taller,15'19. cool cheesy


cool cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:26pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:


cool cool


angry angry angry angry angry
wetin?
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 8:27pm On Apr 19, 2011
nothing i just like your height

15'19 is quite tall enough angry angry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:29pm On Apr 19, 2011
na you be 15'19,duh!! angry angry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Phate07(m): 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2011
Advocator:

The purpose of this thread is for introduction so that the applicants (or the members) who are interested in you in any way (for instant: they want to be your friend, mate, spouse or even maid) can have the chance to know you a little better. Please people, contribute, keep it clean and lets have fun.

I will start!

Gender : Man
Birthdate: During raining season (end of year)
Lives in: Canada
Travels to: USA, Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Eritrea and England
Relocate?: Maybe
Height: 180 cm +-
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I drink water
Race: More to love
Speaks: English, Arabic, broken French, Broken Amharic and Broken Somali
Education: Bachelor of biochemistry (It's pretty intense)
Marital Status: Single my whole live though ( I frequently do hook-ups)
Occupation: Indoor customer representative
Interests: Internet, fantasizing about women and screwing Megan Fox one day
Goals: Graduating, getting a decent job and settling down with my future queen
Private part status: Not a virgin
Sex prance: I am always active (reason being, I gotta satisfy my junior anaconda)
Turn on: Nice curved women, big b.r.e.a.s.t, huge b.o.o.t.i.e.s and lastly cute smile
Body part that you mostly get compliment on: My d.i.c.k, abs and hair
Turn off: Liars and insecure people
Religion : Muslim
Have Children: No and I hate children
Want Children: One boy who will carry on my blood linage
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Receding hair (use to have an Afro but it got out of style)
Eye Color : Brownish black eyes
Glasses or Contacts : Wear glasses when in thorough reading
Motto: Live, love and be loved.

Next patient?

Next patient? undecided undecided

Btw bro, introductions are meant to be short and conscise.

@topic
Am Phate, Kool Phate. cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:32pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate07:


Next patient? undecided undecided

Btw bro, introductions are meant to be short and conscise.

@topic
Am Phate, Kool Phate. cool






Kool Phate ''thinking'' shocked shocked

umm,
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 8:36pm On Apr 19, 2011
Phate07:


Next patient? undecided undecided

Btw bro, introductions are meant to be short and conscise.

@topic
Am Phate, Kool Phate. cool



Datz berra. I cud do dat. I'm chi-baby, AKA chi-barbiePrestigious smiley cool
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 8:47pm On Apr 19, 2011
chi-baby:

Datz berra. I cud do dat. I'm chi-baby, AKA chi-barbiePrestigious smiley cool
cry cry cry cry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

cry cry cry cry

undecided
Re: The Introduction Thread! by 190: 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
chi-baby:

undecided
cry cry cry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Goldieluks: 8:58pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

cry cry cry
shocked shocked shocked sad angry angry
Re: The Introduction Thread! by Phate07(m): 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2011
Goldieluks:




Kool Phate ''thinking'' shocked shocked

umm,

undecided undecided


chi-baby:

Datz berra. I cud do dat. I'm chi-baby, AKA chi-barbiePrestigious smiley cool

Yeah, its better and shorter. Thats how introductions are.
Re: The Introduction Thread! by chibaby5(f): 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2011
190:

cry cry cry

pls i'm begging u to stop embarasing urself in public  shocked undecided
Phate07:




Yeah, its better and shorter. Thats how introductions are.


I'm witchu  smiley

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