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| Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by LoverBwoy(m): 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2006 |
This was sent to me via email, one of thos fwd msg i dnt like, just thought i should share it 1.8:45 am is too early for us to be up. 2.We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 3.Pretty people on the plane distract us. 4.We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 5.With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 6.We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 7.We would ALL want to fly the plane. 8.We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 9.We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 10. We'll get drunk and crash into the wrong building 11.We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.. 12. Our ripped luggage (Ghanamosgo bags) would bring too much attention 13. The smell of stock fish would have people thinking... 14. Some of us wouldn't even make it past boarding (illegal aliens, expired VISAs, or expired passports) 15. The day of the attack would be on the same day as the Nigerian party at Newark Symphony Hall... |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by shadia(f): 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2006 |
meeeeeen! if you know how much i laught enh. in fact i think it is....... abbeg make i just keep quiet.  |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by hotangel2(f): 11:49pm On Feb 09, 2006 |
 hahahahaha... this is funny. And it's soo true. the flag one is really funny. |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by yummy(m): 3:35am On Feb 10, 2006 |
I think it's basically because we don't want to die, we love our friends and family and not ready to die because of some stupid reason |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by disney(f): 3:08pm On Feb 15, 2006 |
@loverboy, U too much, u yab naija no be small. l laugh tire. lol  |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by Outkast(f): 9:56pm On Feb 16, 2006 |
wow!4ni |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by janeluv(f): 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha poor nigeria. see how one person dey describe her in just a quarter of a page. wat a care free nation! the 16 th point could as well be: "THE DAY OF ATTACK WOULD BE THE SAME DAY WHEN NIGERIA IS PLAYING FINAL MATCH WITH CAMEROUN" who go remeber say i suppose go for terrorist attack . |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by janeluv(f): 9:00pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha poor nigeria. see how one person dey describe her in just a quarter of a page. wat a care free nation! the 16th point could as well be: "THE DAY OF ATTACK WOULD BE THE SAME DAY WHEN NIGERIA IS PLAYING FINAL MATCH WITH CAMEROUN" who go even remember say im suppose go for terrorist attack ? |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by SamMilla1(m): 9:39pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
nice one |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by mimiko(f): 9:57pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
naija ke they will collect the money #but will never make it to the plane i like them gannnnnnn |
| Re: Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists by janeluv(f): 9:59pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
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