is it possible for the cockroach to be innocent in a gathering of fowls.

seriously if the snake could not bite we would use it to tie firewood in the farm.

dumb!!!!!!!!

@op is like marijuana is now very cheap,

@op is like marijuana is now very cheap,

true talk @ poster may just b from jamaica where grass is abundant and i know he could kiss scorpions

@postee:u are a confused fellow

What a bad way to start a day

Best joke ever

I'm sorry I forgot to laugh

sorry it wanst a joke it is a kind of wisdom and proverb saying i read from a motivation book just felt i should share.

okay

Wow! Am dumbfounded!

@ Poster, how could you?

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Lol

The funny thing bout this thread is definitely the replies.

Wat!!! Y r u bad-mouthin dis immensely terribly funnily stale thread? No kil person morale oh.

lol

I mean doesnt d title make u want 2 laf n cry n slap d Op @ d same tym 4 a job well-undone?

lol again

Y u cum dey lol lyk lollipop? Lol

Lol, make I nor lol again?

U too dey lol jo. Lol

After 17 years of marriage,
a man dumped his wife for a
younger woman. The downtown
luxury apartment was in his name
and he wanted to remain there with
his new love so he asked the wife to
move out and then he would buy
her another place. The wife agreed
to this, but asked that she be given 3
days on her own there, to pack up
her things. While he was gone, the
first day she lovingly put her
personal belongings into boxes and
crates and suitcases. On the second
day, she had the movers come and
collect her things. On the third day,
she sat down for the last time at
their candlelit Dining table, soft
music playing in the background,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp
and a bottle of chardonnay. When
she had finished, she went into each
room and deposited a few of the
resulting shrimp shells into the
hollow of the curtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left. The
husband came back, with his new
girl, and all was bliss for the first few
days. Then it started; slowly but
surely. Clueless, the man could not
explain why the place smelled so
bad. They tried everything; cleaned
& mopped and aired the place out.
Vents were checked for dead
rodents, carpets were steam
cleaned, Air fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were
brought in, the carpets were
replaced, and on it went. Finally,
they could take it no more and
decided to move. The Moving
company arrived and did a very
professional packing job, taking
everything to their new home.
Including the curtain rods.

Lol.Cool joke. Though d smell will eventually die out,dat shd teach d man 2 neva break a home, not even in his nxt life.

1st post was definately a Proverb or wise saying
2nd one, more like a joke wit sum hard lessons to be learnt

@op, now u're talking

ARareGem:

The funny thing bout this thread is definitely the replies.

very true

yinkalink:

I mean doesnt d title make u want 2 laf n cry n slap d Op @ d same tym 4 a job well-undone?

marychi18:

very true