Ten Fun Facts on Averages to make ur day
1. usually, an average 'Kamoru' was the dullest in class in our primary school days. So is the average 'Ramota' back then.
2. the average Muslim devote student in uni days will get 90+ in math-oriented courses but 25+ in non-math courses
3. an average last born child is 'spoilt'!...ema binu simi.
4. an average first born male will be feminine in his conduct (gossip, malice, emotional...just like mum anyway.
5. an average child who stays in shop for mum will know 'plus', 'minus' and 'times' with or without jotting down
6. an average first-born will pronounce daddy's petname and second born will pronounce first-born's name... that's our mum's rhyme anyway! if she's not calling "dear", she's calling "bimpe oo"...with thunder!
7. an average 'sofe'-trouser alfa in uni days will exhale wierd odour when the English language gauzes out...I always take steps back sha.
8. an average babatunde in pry/secondary is black, with square head; bigger than most boys and he bullies everyone in school.
9. an average tope is slim and weak as a kid until he grows later into a highly skillful womanizer. This time, he's slim and tall with sexy eyeballs...omo buruku!
10. an average man -as a boy- played daddy and an average woman -as a girl- played mummy. *chuckles* that was everyone's first closest personal sampling of the cookies! just a flash...ooooosh!

freely add ur average samples. just for laffs and memoirs.

The Average person thinks they're smarter than the average person.