Let us laugh bc laughter is the best medicine ����

If George Floyd case happened in Nigeria:

1. Derek Chauvin would be transferred to another State as punishment.

2. The governor would set up a committee to investigate what Derek Chauvin did.

3. Police would invite that young lady who recorded the incident on her phone. She would be asked to give statements upon statements until she's tired of everything.

4. DPP's advice will not come in 3 years.

5. George Floyd family would ask to be allowed to mourn him in peace and thus, not interested in prosecution.

6. The governor would give his daughter scholarship.

7. Police would kill 5 protesters during the protests.

8. Some people from some parts of the country and from certain political party would tag the protests as attempt to remove the president from office.

9. Kinsmen of Chauvin would carry placards and allege witch-hunting by some political bigwigs.

10. Deji Adeyanju would write Foreign Embassies to place the IGP and COP on travel ban.

11. During trial, Chauvin would arrive court in a stretcher taking drips. He would have spinal and brain disease. He would be unable to stand, sit, lie down or breathe. He would need urgent medical attention abroad and as such the case would be adjourned for a year.

12. Derek's lawyer would object to calling the young lady who recorded the incident as a witness. The court would overrule the objection and then the lawyer would appeal the ruling up to the Supreme Court.

13. Lai Mohammed would have listed conviction of Chauvin as one of the achievements of Buhari. It happened because of Buhari's body language and spartan nature.

14. PDP would have called the conviction victory for democracy and that the police has become APC's killer squad.

15. Aisha Yesufu and Oby Ezekwesili would have called Press Conference to state that the daily sit out protests on #JusticeforFloyd continues as it has become a metaphor for all victims of police brutality in the world and that they would not stop protesting until all victims of police brutality in the world get justice.

16. Femi Fálànà would have granted an interview to explain how the State High Court has no power to convict for 3rd degree murder.

17. Sahara Reporters would have reported that an undisclosed source in heaven disclosed to them that George Floyd is indifferent to the judgment as his neck is still paining him.

Welcome to Nigeria !!!

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Let us laugh bc laughter is the best medicine ����

If George Floyd case happened in Nigeria:

1. Derek Chauvin would be transferred to another State as punishment.

2. The governor would set up a committee to investigate what Derek Chauvin did.

3. Police would invite that young lady who recorded the incident on her phone. She would be asked to give statements upon statements until she's tired of everything.

4. DPP's advice will not come in 3 years.

5. George Floyd family would ask to be allowed to mourn him in peace and thus, not interested in prosecution.

6. The governor would give his daughter scholarship.

7. Police would kill 5 protesters during the protests.

8. Some people from some parts of the country and from certain political party would tag the protests as attempt to remove the president from office.

9. Kinsmen of Chauvin would carry placards and allege witch-hunting by some political bigwigs.

10. Deji Adeyanju would write Foreign Embassies to place the IGP and COP on travel ban.

11. During trial, Chauvin would arrive court in a stretcher taking drips. He would have spinal and brain disease. He would be unable to stand, sit, lie down or breathe. He would need urgent medical attention abroad and as such the case would be adjourned for a year.

12. Derek's lawyer would object to calling the young lady who recorded the incident as a witness. The court would overrule the objection and then the lawyer would appeal the ruling up to the Supreme Court.

13. Lai Mohammed would have listed conviction of Chauvin as one of the achievements of Buhari. It happened because of Buhari's body language and spartan nature.

14. PDP would have called the conviction victory for democracy and that the police has become APC's killer squad.

15. Aisha Yesufu and Oby Ezekwesili would have called Press Conference to state that the daily sit out protests on #JusticeforFloyd continues as it has become a metaphor for all victims of police brutality in the world and that they would not stop protesting until all victims of police brutality in the world get justice.

16. Femi Fálànà would have granted an interview to explain how the State High Court has no power to convict for 3rd degree murder.

17. Sahara Reporters would have reported that an undisclosed source in heaven disclosed to them that George Floyd is indifferent to the judgment as his neck is still paining him.

Welcome to Nigeria !!!

Exactly.


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