Ochuko a vilage guy received a call from his long time friend who was in Uk

Ochuko:Hello
Friend:Hi, how are you?
Ochuko:I dey o! How una dey now, wetin dey xup?
Friend:Ooops! Common! You don't speak that kind of language in Uk mehn!
Ochuko:Lasisi, wetin happen? Abeg speak ya language wey i understand jare
Friend:No! No! No! I can't do that mehn! my name is Lassmaley and not that shit name you just called name.
Ochuko:you no go listen abi, the reason wey me i call you be that, your papa don payin o!
Friend:What happend to my dad?
Ochuko:Corona don kill your papa o!, as i dey talk to you now your mama dey inside prison for the past 3weeks dem neva release her. becus she beat ya younger brother to dealth, just becus ya younger rape his elder sister to dealth.....
Friend:yehh mogbe ochuko wetin nah, why you no tell me since? shey you know the police station wey my papa dey?
Ochuko:Craze dey worry you, so you fit speak pidgin, i wan make you speak ya language that is why i dey tell you the story
Friend:Oh shitt..

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