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| D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:34pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
D town fathers were lukin 4 a wae 2 increase in attendance @ deir regular meetings. One member suggested bringin in a hypnotist. D officials agreed,a famous hypnotist was hired,publicity distributed, n every1 was pleased. Few wks l8ta d town hall was packed, n d town's people sat fascinated as d hypnotist witdrew a pocket watch. D hypnotist began chantin: watch d watch, watch d watch,watch d watch, D crowd became mesmerized as d watch swayed back n forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:40pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed d swaying watch, until suddenly d hypnotist's fingers slipped and d watch fell 2 d floor. shit!!! said d hypnotist it took 3wks to clean up d town hall |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 6:49pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Whoa!!!  Cool joke. Wonder who got to clean all that poo up. And that hypnotist needs serious flogging so next time he'll watch what he says after hypnotising people. |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
wats a guy to do? make him no xclaim again? lol |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 7:21pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Should've used the opposite of what he said Oops. Bt wait Oh, so na so those people just disgrace themselves. |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by k10: 7:53pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
the guy should have said the F word instead LOL |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Haba na. |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by ARareGem(f): 10:12pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
lol  |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2011 |
yeepa!! tins go happen dat dae |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Cool joke love  |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by neyshed: 2:48pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Enter and left' nice one der |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 4:34pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Thanks, just tryin 2 4lo ur example. Thanks neyman. |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by neyshed: 4:48pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
k10:wy not help d guy man |
| Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by yinkalink(f): 5:19pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Help him do wat? Sae Zap? |
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