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I Really Don't Like To Brag.. by CianaJoy(f): 10:37pm On May 07, 2021
REAL NAME: CEE TO D JAY
STATE: I come from the state that flies without an aeroplane of helicopter.
SEX: female

HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from alive tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Assassination, Jogging up & down Mount Everest, and collecting rock particles from the moon.

MY RECORD: Fought with an elephant and broke its neck,
skinned a crocodile alive! Played russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived, kill­ed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2 months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,
45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, John .F kennedy, Tupac, Abacha (d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st woman to land on the sun, carried the pyramid of giza for 2 days straight!

SILLY THING DONE: Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina,snow boarding on mount everest, sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch. Only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. (Very embarrassing)��

PROUDEST MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me and when I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick..

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't
like to brag....��

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