One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. "Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter

went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others, mostly his wife.
That's our story (that is a man's point of view), and we're sticking to it.

Hm

nice one just like your name.

thanks, crazy,

Hey thats a nice one. I could have lied to have JLO myself!

that was cool

yea at times men lies to tell the truth

Now they have a good excuse to lie

abi

NATURALLY evry1 knows we guys are liars

Hm

clemcykul:

NATURALLY evry1 knows we guys are liars

answer ur own surname

clemcykul:

NATURALLY evry1 knows we guys are liars

it is no longer funny trying disguise yourself as a man.

you don't sound like you are proud of your feminine state.

even if you were, you can't pass for every other guy on the planet. you can only speak for yourself and not for everybody.

this ain't burger, no beef in between.

@ topic

the guy been no want trouble for himself. getting married to one is okay, but not when God want's to add to your sorrow in the name of blessing.

Kneels in prayer; God abeg troway JLO and give me angelina jolie.
Father, I will do anything for those lips except dating naijagurly.

i don't know why yu just don't want to understand the fact God himself had stated wen he created Jolie.

the pre-requisite for having jolie to kiss you is fucking naijagurly in the rear twice a day for 2weeks.

now change your prayer point, you silly boy.

tell God to bring naijagurly your way as fast as possible.

men men men men men

@benjay
i think fergie has better lips.