Two rednecks decided that they
weren ’t going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to
get ahead.
The first went in to see the
counselor, who recommended him
to take history or logical thinking
class.
“What’s logical thinking?” the first
redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me
give you an example. Do you own a
weed eater ?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logical
thinking, that you have a yard,”
replied the professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will
also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also own a house. ”
Impressed, the redneck said,
“ Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic
dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife,
logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual, ” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s
the most fascinating thing I ever
heard! I can ’t wait to take that logical
thinking class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world
opening up to him, walked back into
the hallway where his friend was still
waiting.
“So what class are ya taking’?” asked
the friend.
“logical thinking class!” replied the
first redneck.
“What the hell is logical thinking?”
asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya
own a weed eater?” asked the first
redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”

okay

what happened in 1961 and wont happen again untill 6009?

he's gay so what? i dont get it man

niiice

omo poster ndo mi no get patience to dey read jury , pls tell me which part was funny , so i can borrow u my laf small

Part 1 was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better.

for God sake read it carefully and u get. the guy was trying to test is logical thinking with his friend.

too long 'n too tedius to read

come - why you wan punish us like this??

just summarize the joke in 2 or 3 lines for us pls. . .

So. . . d 2nd redneck was gay because he didn't own a 'weed eater'?

D joke is ok sha.

@poster;which one b gay part two.you have committed plagiarism by calling it part two since u did not inform me before opening this one.i am the author of gay part one and this one is way too dumb,go check out gay part one and see the genuity in originality.

^^For your mind o!

bright007:

@poster;which one b gay part two.you have committed plagiarism by calling it part two since u did not inform me before opening this one.i am the author of gay part one and this one is way too dumb,go check out gay part one and see the genuity in originality.

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz o boy you jokes section folks are funny

@bright i guess i need a lawyer.

Thanks for rmaking my day worse !!! A real joker you are

Damn! Were u xpecting me 2 read all that? Oh my God! I swaar 2 God i just feel lik breakin dis OP's head na na na!