let's listen to our olden days african parents struggling with civillisation

SURAJ & THE CHEMISTRY MASTER 1

it was friday and suraj was asked by his chemistry master to either come along with a periodic table or money to buy it by monday.

suraj: grandma we are ask to bring periodic table by monday.

grandma: ordinary periodic table?

suraj: its not ordinary o he said we must bring it or come and buy with him

grandma: buy nkwa! don't worry your sister is on her period so she will sit on that small table so that you can take it to school on monday.

suraj: ok mama(he said in satisfaction)

chemistry master:if you are with your periodic table kindly stand up

*all except taye stood up*

chemistry master: taye, why are you not with your periodic table?

taye: my mother talk say she no get money wey she go buy me table every period!

chemistry master: if you don't have a periodic table get out of my class.

*he sent him out*

chemistry master: everybody bring your periodic table

suraj was the first to display his periodic table

chemistry master: is that a periodic table?

suraj: yes grandma said my sister was on her period so she ask her to sit on it and make it a periodic table.

chemistry master: my friend kneel down there

*he knelt down*

chemistry master: everybody summit your periodic table

my baba say e no no d assignment na suraj sister do am for me too o(a boy said)
me too *everybody chorused*

chemistry master: if you know that your own is not like this sit down

nobody sat

chemistry master(to suraj): go and call taye to come inside, lets leave the periodic table for another day