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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by nedu666: 9:07am On May 26
Yoruba sleep, eat and drink juju, yet herdsmen are tormenting them. Oya use the juju on herdsmen no way.

Yoruba sleep with juju yet herdsmen marched dem out to idp camps in benin

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by helinues: 9:16am On May 26
Nbotee:


So those ones have charms and yet their ppl ran all the way to Benin Republic to take refuge?

Igboho is in the country facing security with his charm.. Do those displaced at Yewa claimed they have juju?

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Coldsperm: 9:22am On May 26
I am still in Idp camp in Benin republic and My Omoluabi brothers are here discussing about Juju instead of contributing money to come and help us. Some of us have not eaten since yesterday.

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by noleflendum: 9:47am On May 26
Coldsperm:
I am still in Idp camp in Benin republic and My Omoluabi brothers are here discussing about Juju instead of contributing money to come and help us. Some of us have not eaten since yesterday.
I can bet with my balls you are ipob thug

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by LifeOfTrigga(m): 10:18am On May 26
noleflendum:
How do we even explain this Biko?
juju works but has limit. They must have shared the bullets meant for 50 people for only one person! The juju self fear go catch m until before e go come see death wan catch go come shenk the person wey wear m!

Omo!
shocked

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And if you think say be juju na im then wait make ordinary Vietnam bomb hold you, the tearing go be like say madman been tear bread!

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Arda1000(m): 10:38am On May 26
Siwisheswereesh:


Pigidiott amaka grin

Since Amotekun was set up in Ogun state, Yewa people have been safe cool
yes they are very safe in Benin republic grin

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by AmuAwusa: 10:47am On May 26
nedu666:
Yoruba sleep, eat and drink juju, yet herdsmen are tormenting them. Oya use the juju on herdsmen no way.

Yoruba sleep with juju yet herdsmen marched dem out to idp camps in benin

The only time yoruba juju is most effective is when they sleep with other men's wives.

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Workch: 10:49am On May 26
All religious beliefs are fake and they don’t work, including Christianity and Islam.

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Zhongkui: 10:53am On May 26
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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Siwisheswereesh: 10:53am On May 26
Arda1000:
yes they are very safe in Benin republic grin

Olodo! They have since returned grin
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Jakumo(m): 11:09am On May 26
In my capacity as a renowned Professor Emeritus of Jujumotive Warfare Technology Applications, I can state authoritatively that Juju and Voodoo talismans only fail due to the following reasons and scenarios.

1. The Juju bulletproof vest subscription was not kept current, therefore allowing the ancestral spirits to withhold their services in the heat of battle, whereby bullets shredded the regalia into fragments mixed with bone, blood, and flesh.

2. The juju bulletproof vest was not sprinkled with the urine of a male vulture before being worn for protection during a gunfight, thereby allowing all the magical powers to dissipate and fly away like so many vultures looking for dead goats to feast upon.

3. The necessary incantations that were supposed to be invoked BEFORE wearing the juju bulletproof vest, were either INCORRECTLY recited, or were recited by UNQUALIFIED individuals who were perhaps trying to save money that should have been spent to engage the services of trained consultants in that highly specialized field of endeavor.

4. A woman or girl was allowed to see the vest while it was undergoing pre-battle fortifications during which local gin (Ogogoro) was sprayed from the mouth of the presiding witch-doctor. This type of abomination is by far the most common error committed by juju vest wearers.

5. The wearer of the juju bulletproof vest forgot to stand directly in the line of fire during the gun duel, and instead attempted to take cover as would a normal soldier, thus annoying the spirits and leaving them with no option than to allow the wearer of the vest to face the ultimate penalty in the field of battle.

Thank you and God breast Nigeria.

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by ZooOga: 11:13am On May 26
to this very day that oyinbo juju packs a greater punch. cry

Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by edoairways: 11:25am On May 26
dared0637:
Yes ooo Juju doesn't work, otherwise it would have worked for the people who are the biggest purveyors and patronizers of Juju in Africa yet ended up as refugees in Benin Republic grin grin grin

They are conditions to every vodoo

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by PoloG: 11:27am On May 26
Juju nor dey work for better gun like ak47 or other gun.. only dane guns

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Jakumo(m): 11:31am On May 26
PoloG:
Juju nor dey work for better gun like ak47 or other gun.. only dane guns

Ha ha ha so before man pikin wear juju ting, come carry gun go fight, e good to check say nobody carry anoda gun when get pawa pass dane gun.

Ok, noted ha ha.
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by muykem: 11:32am On May 26
Everything about them is fake Include their online country.

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by PoloG: 11:35am On May 26
Jakumo:


Ha ha ha so before man pikin wear juju ting, come carry gun go fight, e good to check say nobody carry anoda gun when get pawa pass dane gun.

Ok, noted ha ha.
oga nor wear juju go fight war ooh grin grin

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by babyfaceafrica: 11:44am On May 26
Jakumo:
In my capacity as a renowned Professor Emeritus of Jujumotive Warfare Technology Applications, I can state authoritatively that Juju and Voodoo talismans only fail due to the following reasons and scenarios.

1. The Juju bulletproof vest subscription was not kept current, therefore allowing the ancestral spirits to withhold their services in the heat of battle, whereby bullets shredded the regalia into fragments mixed with bone, blood, and flesh.

2. The juju bulletproof vest was not sprinkled with the urine of a male vulture before being worn for protection during a gunfight, thereby allowing all the magical powers to dissipate and fly away like so many vultures looking for dead goats to feast upon.

3. The necessary incantations that were supposed to be invoked BEFORE wearing the juju bulletproof vest, were either INCORRECTLY recited, or were recited by UNQUALIFIED individuals who were perhaps trying to save money that should have been spent to engage the services of trained consultants in that highly specialized field of endeavor.

4. A woman or girl was allowed to see the vest while it was undergoing pre-battle fortifications during which local gin (Ogogoro) was sprayed from the mouth of the presiding witch-doctor. This type of abomination is by far the most common error committed by juju vest wearers.

5. The wearer of the juju bulletproof vest forgot to stand directly in the line of fire during the gun duel, and instead attempted to take cover as would a normal soldier, thus annoying the spirits and leaving them with no option than to allow the wearer of the vest to face the ultimate penalty in the field of battle.

Thank you and God breast Nigeria.

Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by menacetosociety: 12:17pm On May 26
dared0637:
Yes ooo Juju doesn't work, otherwise it would have worked for the people who are the biggest purveyors and patronizers of Juju in Africa yet ended up as refugees in Benin Republic grin grin grin

If dem talk now u all will be crying and singing everybody hate us.IPOB Moro.ns

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by Yoruba1stson: 12:28pm On May 26
Fake fake people from fake biafravd country, everything from them nah fake, what a tribe

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by akeentech(m): 2:23pm On May 26
E no dey work
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by wwwihy: 2:23pm On May 26
Online Country
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by lucky4west: 2:24pm On May 26
when ur time never reach u go think say jaaz de work....mitchewwww!!1

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Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by iconnecta(m): 2:24pm On May 26
na waoo
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by OmoManU: 2:25pm On May 26
Juju na just imagination of some people

What there exists only, is magic (hallucinations) not metaphysical powers
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by chukwuibuipob: 2:26pm On May 26
cool SUICIDE MISSION grin cool.Ask fl@thead GOC late IKONSO grin
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by SangoOlukosoOba(m): 2:26pm On May 26
They have pirated their Juju too

Only fake you will find
Re: Does It Mean Our Juju Is Not Working? (Pictures) by timchogon81: 2:26pm On May 26
Their native doctor run them street Lol


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